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King of the Hill

Increases and increases and increases still my power level (no, I went past 9000 so fast you missed it when you blinked) until your belly explodes and I emerge The Storm! MY HILL!
 
Using my awesome Piplup powers, I cause the hill from hell, which just happens to be directly under your new one, to ascend to the surface, thus chopping your hill neatly in half and replacing it with the hill from hell. MY HILL!
 
Looking like it's hard to tell if I'm more miffed or unamused I come up and blast away your hill with a mighty Kamehameha wave before spinning round to see a conveniently placed new hill, and given that I'm the only one anywhere near it... MY HILL!!!
 
I undermine your authority, literally. My Drilbur digs a pit trap underneath you and I clamber out of the hole, claiming MY HILL
 
My excadrill uses earthquake on the drilbur, then on you. I was using protect the whole time, so I'm unaffected. MY HILL!
 
My Torterra who has been hiding there all the time and only lost about twenty HP from the Earthquake uses Earthquake on both of you and finishes you off with Razor Leaf when you do't faint at first, and then I swoop down on the hill with my Crobat.

My HILL.
 
My artillery of Porygon2 and Porygon-Z open fire on you with a combination of Hyper Beams and Tri-Attacks

MY HILL
 
Oh look, what's that in the distance? Looks like a moving hill. Wait, that looks like a church. With massive guns at the front. Ridden by 500 angry men in three feet of armor wielding chainswords and massive guns. Screaming "HERESY" at the top of their lungs. Oh, and it's getting dark. No, that's just the Low Orbit Ion Cannon getting into position in case you survive the platoon of the Imperium's finest of Grey Knights, genetically tailored to destroy the demon, the alien and the heretic.

In short, MY HILL. FAAAWWW DEE EMPRAAAAAHHHH.
 
I come in preaching the bible according to Haruhi Suzamiya, in which cuz she's hotter than your Gods, I trump you all making you shuffle off in shame at being out B.S.'ed by an Animé character, leaving me to ponder the nonsense that is Religion... MY HILL!

(Yours sounds like a reference to some Animé or game or something, if so where's it from?)
 
I transport us all to Ancient Egypt with my timewarp powers, where all religon is moot except theirs. Due to my obsession fascination with Ancient Egypt's religon, I begin to thrive there and summon Ammit to eat your soul. Once everyone is dead, I claim a pyramid for my own! Only then do I ponder the ridiculousness of religon.

My pyramid hill!
 
I reveal to you that this Egyptian nonsense was just a dream, and that I had the hill all along!

(Still) My Hill!
 
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