King of the Hill

[Valerunner]

(Warhammer 40,000. Tabletop game. It's basically GRIMDARK.)

Then from out of the blue, BAM! Headshot. I may not be on it, but it's still my hill.

 

[Luxcario]

I send out my fat Luxray with a mine strapped to its back. It explodes.
MY HILL

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I boot you off with my size 8 Uggs yelling "THIS IS HALO!!!"! My hill!

 

[The Omskivar]

I pull a space hammer from hammer space and space hammer you out of my space with my space hammer from hammer space.

MY HILL

 

[Monoking]

I chuck norris you in the face.
My hill

 

[Ever]

I garrote you.

MY FREAKING HILL.

 

[The Omskivar]

I take the derivative of Chuck Norris and find the slope of Chuck Norris at the point Chuck Norris. Then I use the Sandwich theorem to make Chuck Norris less than Chuck Norris and greater than Chuck Norris. I then eat the Chuck Norris Theorem Sandwich, thereby imbuing its power.

MY HILL

 

[Monoking]

I go super sayian and kamehame you.
My hill

 

[Ever]

I go all ninja and sh*t.

MYHILL

 

[Monoking]

I shank you.
My hill

 

[Ever]

I feed you to Invisichomp.

MY HILL, Suckers!

 

[Monoking]

I punch you in the face.
Mine!

 

[Ever]

I pour sugar on you! >:D

It's MY HILL once again!

 

[Luxcario]

I get the Invisible Shiny Bulbasaur! >:)

My HILL

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I come in on the Invisible Pink Unicorn! HAH!!! My HILL!!

 

[Luxcario]

Derpy Hooves eats you.

MY HILL

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I come in and start assaulting everyone with Heavy Metal music, their ears bleed, so... My hill!

 

[Ever]

I cure myself with Christina Perri music and assult you with FYRE!

MY HILL, SUCKAHS!

 

[Monoking]

I'm awesome.

My hill.

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I use Fire Jutsus! Due to the paradox, my hill...