Lies from everyday Life.

[Bombsii]

Sorry mate, I haven't got the change
Thank you granny, that was delicious.
Socks, just what I wanted.
Your safety is our priority
100% Beef
Remember, your vote counts.
Global Warming.
End of story.

 

[Fredie]

It was like that when I got here; honest!
Honey, you like fine in that dress.

 

[Jetx]

Socks, just what I wanted.

Everyday?

 

[Time Psyduck]

Everybody/nobody X
X is absolutely anything, except possibly breathing and existing

 

[Philly]

Global Warming.

lol'd

I'm not watching porn, it's a pop-up!
No, that dress doesn't make your but look fat, honey!
Wish you were here.

 

[Valerunner]

You look great.
I love you Mom. (over the phone)
Wow, what a lovely present. (If it's real you'd go YEEEEESSSSSSFUCKYESINYOURFACEUNSEENRIVALYESSSSSSSSS!)

 

[Autumn]

Global Warming.

D:

From my life, anyway: "I'll be right there!"

 

[Dinru]

"You're a good cook!"
"Of course I'm straight!"
"Pokemon is dumb."

Spoiler: for life

"Of course Santa is real, hon!"

 

[Dark_Pikachu]

(When playing my PS2 with my friend)
That does not count as a loss the controller is broken !!

I'll be there in a minute

 

[Jetx]

"I'll do it later."

 

[hopeandjoy]

"This Christmas will be small!"
"He'll walk the dogs when he finishes this song."

 

[Frosty~]

"I'll do it later."

This.

 

[Alexi]

It's just a flesh wound!

 

[Gakidou]

"Christmas is all about presents, you retard!"

 

[Squirrel]

Babies come from the stork! (Or whatever lie parents/whoever can think of)

I can't go to school/work today. I feel really sick.

 

[The Suicune]

Soulja Boy totally can kick your ass at Halo!

 

[Mad MOAI]

Why would I lie to someone like you?

I swear I'm telling the truth!

 

[Alexi]

It's not you, it's me.

 

[see ya]

You just won the game.

There will be cake.

 

[Noctowl]

I'll tell you when you're older.