make a Pokedex Entry for the user aboe

[SquishierCobra]

I'll start with the first user I can think of.
Example:
Vladimir Putin's LJ

The Politician Pokemon
Type: Normal
This Pokemon tends to speak only in Russian, and each one tends to have a stash of remains from n00bs it has eaten, hidden somewhere awful.

 

[Ever]

SquishierCobra

Jelly Snake Pokemon
Type: Ground
This Pokemon is secretly a nerd. However, each one thinks that it is the only nerd, and therefore spends much time boasting about it.

(Sorry I don't know you very well)

 

[I liek Squirtles]

Third gen style GOGOGO.

#??? EVERGLIDER

FAERY CAT PKMN

THIS POKéMON IS RARELY SEEN. MANY CLAIM TO HAVE SEEN IT NEAR DRAGONFLY CAVES.

 

[Ever]

#??? I LIEK SQUIRTLES

SQUIRTLE CLONE PKMN

THIS POKEMON VICIOUSLY ATTACKS ANY WHO MISTAKE IT FOR A REGULAR SQUIRTLE WITH ITS BASEBALL BAT. IT LIEKS SUNGLASSES.

 

[Mai]

#??? EVERGLIDER

BUTTERFLY CAT PKMN

HAPPY AND CAREFREE, IT FLIES AROUND THE WORD ON ITS PINK WINGS. TENDS TO CONGREGATE NEAR COMPUTERS AND ENGAGE IN MIRTHFUL ACTIVITIES.

 

[RespectTheBlade]

#?413 MAI

MIND'S EYE PKMN

THIS POKEMON SEES USING OTHER MEANS THAN ITS EYES. THOUGH IT IS BLINDED, IT GAINS ADVANTAGES OVER ITS OPPONENTS BY BEING ABLE TO SENSE THEIR MOVEMENTS AND DESTROY THEM

 

[Ever]

#??? MAI

HOMESTUCK POKEMON

THIS POKEMON IS AN AVID HOMESTUCK FAN AND MAFIA FAN. IT CAN BE FOUND NEAR "GAMES".

Ninja'd!

#??? RESPECTTHEBLADE

SHARP EDGE PKMN

THIS POKEMON LOVES SHARP EDGES AND HONES HIS BLADES WHENEVER POSSIBLE. IT IS SAID TO APPEAR IN THE COMPANY OF GALLADE.

 

[Zexion]

#??? Everglider
Fairy Cat Pokemon
This Pokemon is said to have wished for wings when was just a feline. A fairy gave her her chance.

 

[Mai]

#??? TIMELINE4ALL

TEMPORAL PKMN

A DIGITAL PKMN FROM UNOVA, THIS PSYCHIC CREATURE TRAVELS THROUGH TIME AS IF IT WAS A ROAD. IT HAS GAINED AN IMMENSE KNOWLEDGE OF THE PAST AND FUTURE.

 

[Wargle]

#??? MAI

THE HOMESTUCK POKEMON

TENDS TO HAVE A LOT OF RANDOM OUTBURST AND ENJOYS HOMESTUCK. HAS A HUGE RIVALRY WITH WARGLE(I say so so it is official I mean, it's in the Dex so it's true)

 

[sv_01]

Wargle

The Eagle Pokémon

The real female counterpart to Braviary. It is very protective of its eggs and capable of using guns.

 

[Lord of the Fireflies]

sv_01

the Metapod Pokémon

Crawling in caves, hunting dragonflies, this Pokémon will transform into a very convincing debater if its preys are fooled by its Metapod appearance.

 

[I liek Squirtles]

Lord of the Fireflies

Firefly PKMN

This POKéMON often attacks with fireflies, and hates to be confused with a Swadloon.

 

[Ever]

#??? I LIEK SQUIRTLES

SUNGLASSES PKMN

THIS SQUIRTLE CLONE POKEMON CAN BE SEEN STRIKING RANDOM THINGS WITH ITS BASEBALL BAT. IT HATES TO BE CONFUSED WITH REGULAR SQUIRTLES.

 

[Chief Zackrai]

#??? Everglider

Fairy Cat PKMN

This PKMN can often be seen gliding on its gossamer wings. It is said that anyone befriended by this friendly pokemon has made a friend forever.

 

[sv_01]

#??? Chief Zackrai

Plush Dragon PKMN

This Pokémon can be seen in dungeons full of steam. It seems to be convinced that it is looking for trolls.

 

[Wargle]

#??? sv_01

The unknown Pokémon

Not much is known, but it attempts to save Bibarel from Slavery

 

[RK-9]

#??? WARGLE

The Wargle pokemon

It is typically found in north america, hunting prey for food.

 

[Ever]

#??? RK-10

The Puppet Pokemon

This Pokemon has a tendency to appear on chessboards in people's dreams.

 

[Light]

#6097141 Everglider

The Buttercat Pokemon

This Pokemon glides about the Forum Games section. Graceful and elegant, it seems to have a right to look at you like o_0.