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Misreadings and stuff
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Phantom
Uh, I didn't do it.
Another "and stuff".
So I was texting this girl. (My cousin's girlfriend) And I guess she's not the most... intelligent person? So my Aspies started showing cause I was literally unable to understand most of what she was typing.... example:
Girl: cause I love *name* alot amd we work it out than it seem he let *name* tell him to break up with me
Me: I am sorry but that message didn't make any sense.
Girl: i love *name alot *another name told him to break up with me and he did thsn we workout and than he left me today
Me: Yeah, I got nothing out of that.... but if you talking about *name telling *name to break up with you. I want to avoid confrontations. It's not my business, nor do I intend it to be. *name had his own reasons for talking to *name, but that's of no interest to me.
Girl: I understand. but I mite be prego by him im cool though.
Me: Wait, you have mites in tomato sauce that are cold? That made no sense.
Me: I'm sorry I can't seem to understand you.
Girl: I mite be pregnet by *name it ok i understand he dot care noways.
Girl: im sintive
Me: You're what?
Girl: sintive
Me: That's not a word.
Girl: Bye.
Me: OH you mean 'sensitive'.
Life in my world... but damn was she just stupid?
So I was texting this girl. (My cousin's girlfriend) And I guess she's not the most... intelligent person? So my Aspies started showing cause I was literally unable to understand most of what she was typing.... example:
Girl: cause I love *name* alot amd we work it out than it seem he let *name* tell him to break up with me
Me: I am sorry but that message didn't make any sense.
Girl: i love *name alot *another name told him to break up with me and he did thsn we workout and than he left me today
Me: Yeah, I got nothing out of that.... but if you talking about *name telling *name to break up with you. I want to avoid confrontations. It's not my business, nor do I intend it to be. *name had his own reasons for talking to *name, but that's of no interest to me.
Girl: I understand. but I mite be prego by him im cool though.
Me: Wait, you have mites in tomato sauce that are cold? That made no sense.
Me: I'm sorry I can't seem to understand you.
Girl: I mite be pregnet by *name it ok i understand he dot care noways.
Girl: im sintive
Me: You're what?
Girl: sintive
Me: That's not a word.
Girl: Bye.
Me: OH you mean 'sensitive'.
Life in my world... but damn was she just stupid?
Luxcario
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In Numeracy today, on the back of a dictionary. Don't blame me, I can't read very well without my glasses.
I misread "Give Yourself A Head Start!" as "Give Yourself A Butt Kick!".
o_0 Slowbro's user title would now be "Do you have cancer for me?"
I misread "Give Yourself A Head Start!" as "Give Yourself A Butt Kick!".
*thinks about Slowbro's user title*
o_0 Slowbro's user title would now be "Do you have cancer for me?"
Ivy Newton
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Yeah she was pretty damn stupid. I can see how you didn't get much out of that :P
Also misreading I managed to mix LS99's "comcast" and "pornstar" into "cornstar"
sv_01
Witch of Light
So, my brother was making up weird stuff that could happen in Homestuck, and something like this happened:
Him: Captchalogue shurikens. Captchalogue boss... I mean box. Shoot shurikens at yourself.
Me: What would Rose think?
Him: She would captchalogue the boss and shoot him at someone.
Me: You know what I'm referencing!
Him. I know. You're referencing the eye.
(in case you don't know, we were thinking about a certain boss from Terraria)
Another thing:
Me: Well, Dave is in the Fire place and... I mean, on the fire planet.
Him: That was a good one. In the fireplace!
(he knew that it was a mistake)
Fargo as Faygo
And today, in one classroom at our school, there were some random foreign words on the blackboard. One of them was "mythos." I didn't misread anything this time, I just got weird associations.
Him: Captchalogue shurikens. Captchalogue boss... I mean box. Shoot shurikens at yourself.
Me: What would Rose think?
Him: She would captchalogue the boss and shoot him at someone.
Me: You know what I'm referencing!
Him. I know. You're referencing the eye.
(in case you don't know, we were thinking about a certain boss from Terraria)
Another thing:
Me: Well, Dave is in the Fire place and... I mean, on the fire planet.
Him: That was a good one. In the fireplace!
(he knew that it was a mistake)
Fargo as Faygo
And today, in one classroom at our school, there were some random foreign words on the blackboard. One of them was "mythos." I didn't misread anything this time, I just got weird associations.
sv_01
Witch of Light
If the TV had V-shaped antennas, I understand that part.
I have something similar with tentacles. Not so frequent, but sometimes I just think that something looks like a tentacle.
And when I was typing the thing about the TV, I almost typed "tentacles" instead of "antennas."
Monoking
Let's all go to the festival!
Monoking
Let's all go to the festival!
Worst Username Ever
(laughs)
Worst Username Ever
(laughs)
You and your Victinis. x3
So.. I read the title of this Homestuck personality test, "Homestuck: What Is Your Blood Color?". It was written by someone called "Vaina". Cue me mixing it together and reading "What Is Your Blood Vagina?" Um... I don't think I want to know? Considering what "blood vagina" likely means...
So.. I read the title of this Homestuck personality test, "Homestuck: What Is Your Blood Color?". It was written by someone called "Vaina". Cue me mixing it together and reading "What Is Your Blood Vagina?" Um... I don't think I want to know? Considering what "blood vagina" likely means...