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Misreadings and stuff

Ulqi-chan said:
Mishearings of the day. "Part time" is apparently the new "crime."
"Kiwi" is the new "Carrie."
And, while watching YGOA (Yu-gi-oh Abridged), apparently Bakura is saying "Bloody shells" instead of "Bloody hell."
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Bloody shell. I like it...
 
"Making" as "Nidoking", then when I realized that wasn't right I saw it as "Mai-king". I... guess when I have a bad headache I become self-absorbed and egotistical? Also, "Deru" as "Denryu", and that's surprisingly it. Today's misreadings are pretty boring.

EDIT: "Standard" as "Stannis".
 
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Misread "adequate" as "Aphrodite" and "aqueduct" while proofreading my brother's paper.
 
I was in Social Studies and I misread Bablonian as Bad Baloney (which is how balogana SHOULD be spelled)
 
I somehow managed to read the book "You might be a zombie" as "How to become a hamburger"

Also, a mishear: when I was talking to myself when playing a game, saying "true", my mom thought I was saying "grumpy". Though judging by what I misread, I probably shouldn't complain.
 
"Book Reccomendations" as "Blood Reccomendations".

It seems we have some vampires on this forum xD.

Oh and also while i was browsing this thread i misread 'Deru" as "Derpy". Oh my MLP obsessed brain.
 
This one was not even a misseeing, because I didn't actually mistake anything for something else, just a strange association which was unusually strong.
First some background: I was in the bathroom before going to sleep and I had just taken my clothes off. For some reason (maybe because it was warm and I was sleepy), I was lying on the chair in a weird position and thinking of Scooby Doo, Digimon, unpronounceable names, things beyond human imagination and stuff like that. And when I looked at my chest (I had some of my hair lying there), I somehow thought: Hey, these strands of hair look like tentacles! (actually, the thought was beyond verbal communication, but this is the best translation)

EDIT: And, I don't know what it was supposed to be, but in some Terraria LP, I thought someone said that the glowing mushrooms were a better version of the regular Lovecraft mushrooms. I don't think it's the thing they actually said.
 
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I've realized that when a torch is placed on top of a wall tile in Terraria, it looks like a flaming spade. That could totally appear in the background somewhere in Homestuck.
 
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