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Misreadings and stuff

Eric Colpton (Or something with the 'lpt' in a different order...) as Eric Cartman. Cartman would say this: "They don't think that's keeeeewwwuuuul..."


When I was reading Aidan of Oren The Elf Princess, Chapter 26 was "Come for me". I misread it as "Come at me bro".

Also, in the same book, either in chapter 25 or 26, there was a sentence about someone's knee, and guess what I misread it as! "I used to make sammiches until I saw that joke in someone's arrow in the knee meme""I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow in the knee".
 
"Best rated skill games" as "Most hated games."

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*quotes self*
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Today I wanted to mention Dualscar, but I couldn't remember his name for a while, and there was Alhazred on my mind instead.
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I recently went beyond that and had to pause before mentioning Alhazred. But don't worry, the other name on my mind began with A and had eight letters as well... Yes, I mean the entity that is sometimes called the demon sultan.

And once, I couldn't remember the name of Cynthia's town (it's Celestic) and I kept thinking of Castelia. But I knew it wasn't Castelia. And I also got Petalburg and Floaroma mixed up.
 
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So today I read a headline "Protesters tussle with lawmakers at dinner" as "Protesters take lawnmowers to dinner"

Maybe they're protesting for equal rights for lawnmowers?
 
The title of a news article I saw just a few minutes ago: "Inmate filed for gigantic tax refund." On my first glance I read this as "Inmate fled from gigantic t-rex."
 
My dyslexia gets worse with age. I'm constantly misreading common words as spelled wrong. >.<

Also, "Masuda Method" as "Medusa Method". Every fscking time.
 
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