Zero Moment
Vinyl Scratch
- Pronoun
- He
Welcome to The Cave of Dragonflies forums, where the smallest bugs live alongside the strongest dragons.
Guests are not able to post messages or even read certain areas of the forums. Now, that's boring, don't you think? Registration, on the other hand, is simple, completely free of charge, and does not require you to give out any personal information at all. As soon as you register, you can take part in some of the happy fun things at the forums such as posting messages, voting in polls, sending private messages to people and being told that this is where we drink tea and eat cod.
Of course I'm not forcing you to do anything if you don't want to, but seriously, what have you got to lose? Five seconds of your life?
"bio" as "bro"
I misread "Cape Horn" as "Gay Porn"
"How do you eat oreos?" - "How do you eat roses?"
"European Voices" - "European Vodka"
I saw something about "definition of evil" in it.19 as 12. That got me a detention as well. :(
And now I read "porny" as "pony". And I don't even watch MLP!Running a course opposite to most innocent-into-porny misreadings, I read "better in bed" as "better in red".
Bonus points for the fact that the misreading broke an alliteration.
'Do not bring:
Jacket
Backpack'
as 'Do not bring: Jetpack' :[