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Misreadings and stuff

"Explore new worlds..." as "Explore men's rooms..."

...now that is how you should have advertised, Neopets.
 
Saigon as Shagon. Not that it means anything to me, but it sounds like something between Shoggoth and Dagon.

And, I once had a weird moment looking at some advertisement papers (that had the typical winter decoration):
Hey, a snowflake.
Wait... there seem to be more than six of those stick bits sticking out of it. Does it have twelve or something?
Oh no, it has eight sides! Hou could they do it?


MentheLapin said:
"Explore new worlds..." as "Explore men's rooms..."

...now that is how you should have advertised, Neopets.
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"Explore new worlds." And Nepeta.

Worst Username Ever said:
"Rude or perverted" as "nude or perverted"
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"Rule of perverted." TV Tropes appears to be getting on my mind.
 
Misheard "25% of your semester grade" as "25% of you masturbate",
and misread "why is multiplication sometimes necessary" as "why is manipulation sometimes necessary".

Both in math class today. Good times.
 
I just had a reaaaally bad one guys... note spoiler'd for the young'uns.

Was reading ASB battles when I read "There is a Venipede sized hole in the ground beside Pandora’s substitute." as "There is a Penis sized hole inside Pandora’s substitute."
 
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