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Misreadings and stuff

I was reading a Vampire Knight comic to my friends and I stupidly read "aristocrat" (a type of vampire) as "aristocrap". >.<
 
I was in the kitchen the other day, and I noticed the little paper sweepstake things you peel off bags.

Out of the corner of my eye I saw Captain America on this thing and it said, "Win a surfing trip," and I am thinking, yeah it's summer surfing is okay, but why Captain America?

Today I walked by it again, and actually looked at it, and what it really says is, "Win a Super-Fun trip," and now I am thinking, thank God I never asked dad what surfing had to do with Captain America." xD
 
Originally Posted by FlyingMintBunny
I posted this on #tcod already, but every time I go to read someone's profile, I see it as 'View Pubic Profile' and that is just fucking disgusting
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Yeah, I misread Jennie's hat as something I can't say on here, Let's just say I didn't see the comma between Jennie and s.
 
Lili, Yes that's what I read it as. This was the children's section of the library by the way. Quite funny really.
 
Rolls Royce instead of Bake Rolls.

Also, there was this situation: I was reading a book and I looked at what I thought was something about horses being intelligent. Then I thought: "Wait, why is the brain overflowing?" Then I realized that it was actually a description of a landscape and the large overflowing thing was a basin.
 
"Welcome" as "Pokémon Dads".
It was on a Pokémon site, other than that I have no clue.

Also, I was derping around on Omegle, and some person started with saying "Castle, we're not having sex right now". I first read that as "Cats", as in CATS from Zero Wing(as in All Your Base). I was pretty disturbed for the first second or so.
 
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I was copying some files, and there was a possibility to "copy NTFS rights" or something. I read it as "copy NSFW rights."
 
First time I read "MPEG", I read it as "MPREG". Horrible badfic memories rushing back now gaaaaaaah

I also just read "Cool blow" on a hairdryer as "Cockblock". what
 
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I don't know if this counts, but I once read my entire French test in french, and wrote in german while thinking I was writing in French.

I read over it all and thought it was all in French, then my teacher called me up, and I had to reread it a couple times tell I realized I wrote it in german. So it wasn't that I misread the words, I just misread the language. xD
 
I just misread an ad that said "Get ready to take on the world" as "Get ready to take over the world". I was confused until I reread it.
 
"get dressed" as "get dersed" and "sour spray" (on some candy or something) as "soup spray." In my defence, the "R" in the latter looked a bit strange.
 
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