Minkow
currently needs more sleep
Stranger: Hey.
You: Mars is my home.
You: Bring me back.
You: BRING ME BACK!!
Stranger: You has no Oxygen!
You: MOTHER MARS IS WAITING FOR ME!!
Stranger: we need to get you back here now!
You: EARTHLING!! TAKE ME BACK!!
You: NO!! MARS!!
You: BRING ME TO MARS!!
Stranger: no mars?
You: NOT HERE IN THIS PLANET, MARS!!!
You: NOW, EARTHLING!!
You: I'M COMING FOR YOU, MARS!
You: HURRY!!
You: BRING ME BACK BEFORE I UNLEASH IT ALL ON OUR PLANET!!
Stranger: I just googled maps how to get there.
You: IT'S ONLY SEVERAL MILLION MILES!!
Stranger: go to texas
You: YES!
Stranger: place called nasa texas.
You: NASA TEXAS?
You: (btw isn;t nasa in florida)
Stranger: they fly you there for 7.68 do;;ars.
You: EITHER WAY!!
You: MARS!!!
You: TAKE ME BACK! YOU SHALL REGRET IT IF YOU DON'T!
You: I HAVE CHUCK NORRIS ON MY SIDE!
You: NOW!!
You: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE HUMAN CURRENCY! NO HABLA ESPANOL! JE NE PARLE EN FRANCAIS!
Stranger: he died 3 weeks ago bro
You: BRING ME TO MARS!!!
You: I HAVE HIM ANYWAYS!
Stranger: liek srsly.
You: BRING ME BACK TO MOTHER MARS!!
Stranger: bro go far
Stranger: I fuck know!
You: FAR?
You: HOW MUCH FAR?!
Stranger: Steve erwin and norris!
You: FOR MOTHER MARS I SHALL!
Stranger: wtf!
You: I SHALL GO! FOR MOTHER MARS!
Stranger: Erwin was a few years back, but still.
Stranger: And Bill Mays too.
You: TAKE ME!! OR GIVE ME INSTRUCTIONS!!
Stranger: go to nasa texas.
You: THEN!?
Stranger: i call them now
You: THANK YOU!
Stranger: i fix you up good bro
You: FIX? WhAT IS THIS "FOX"?!
You: *FIX
Stranger: hey quick quick question.
You: YES?
You: FOR MOTHER MARS?
You: MY PLANET!!!
You: TAKE ME BACK!!
You: MAAAAAARS!!
Stranger: yay!
You: YES! MARS!!!
You: I ONLY HAVE OVER 9000 SPACE CASH
You: BUT TAKE ME TO MARS!!
Stranger: but im not!
Stranger: ooooovvvveeerrr 9000?
You: OVER 9000!!
You: MARS!!!
You: TAAAAKE ME BACK!
Stranger: cool story bro?
You: TTLY!! MARRRRS!
You: *FLIES TO TEXAS*
You have disconnected.