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Pick something up, die, and drop something

*picks up universe*

*dies because I started editing things like I would on Spore, and the creatures rebelled and one species became omnipotent*

*drops a H bomb*
 
*Picks up tonsils*

*Gets punched with force of a jet plane by some girl who thinks picking up tonsils is unhygienic*

*Drops Twinkle*
 
*Picks up dollar*

*Dies from eating poisoned candies which she bought with said dollar*

*Drops 35 cents*
 
*Watches for a random object to be dropped*

*Dies of anticipation*

*realizes she forgot to drop something. Drops pride in shame*
 
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*picks up head*

*realizes that it's a real head and dies of fright*

*drops cell phone she was talking on at the time*
 
*phones number on it only to realise it is the business card of a guy who drops anvils on people from a helicopter for some unknown reason*

*drops a can of baked beans*
 
*eats the beans*

*Dies from reasons completely unrelated to beans. Baked beans are too yummy to kill someone*

*Drops napkin*
 
*picks up napkin*

*gets papercut somehow from said napkin, attracting blood-thirsty monsters from the Riddick movies*

*drops intestines*
 
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