Pick something up, die, and drop something

[Starly]

*picks up ceiling fan*

*poltergeist posses it and the fan chops my head off*

*drops raindeer chocolate bar*

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

*Picks it up*
*Eats it and dies because santa claus is evil*
*Drops santa claus brain*

 

[see ya]

*picks it up*
*gets vaporized because I was on the Naughty list*
*drops ocarina*

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

*picks up ocarina*
*explodes with stoopid ocarina*
*drops evil dragon skull*

 

[see ya]

*picks up evil dragon skull*
*Puts on head, becomes evil dragon, gets slaughtered by knight*
*drops can of Monster energy drink*

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

*picks it up*
*drinks it and becomes super macho and is killed by too many fans*
*drops sissiness potion*

 

[speedblader03]

*picks up sissiness potion*
*ingests and gets randomly mauled by people from the internet*
*drops suspicious-looking sphere*

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

*picks it up*
*Connection AND the sphere explode*
*dies*
*drops a panda trained as a karate fighter*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*tries to pick up panda*

*dies because it was too heavy to pick up*

*drops piece of paper with the meaning of life written on it*

 

[Jack_the_White]

*picks up meaning of life*

*eats and dies of ink poisoning on the paper*

*drops jesus's cell phone*

 

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up cell phone*

*it happened to have God's phone number in the contact list, so I get electrocuted because I tried to call it*

*drops studded belt*

 

[Loco Mocho]

*picks up belt*
YUMMY! *chokes*
*drops a baby*

 

[Dragonclaw]

*throws the baby*
*is shot by the RSPCA*
*drops some bones and 15gp*

 

[Jack_the_White]

*Buys Glue with 15gp and rebuilds bones, sells for more gp, buys a nuke*
*Nuke goes off*
*Drops Unreleased Haruhi Suzumiya Light Novel #10*

 

[Thorne]

*Picks up unreleased novel*

*Dies from the time paradox of reading an unreleased novel*

*Drops Take Mikazuchi*

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

*picks up Take Mikazuchi*

*dies because he electrocutes me with his giant lightning bolt thingy*

*drops a nitrogen atom*

 

[rysworld]

*Dies of inhalation of said atom*

*Drops Macbook*

 

[Mai]

*Dies of severe paper cuts*
*Drops pokemon gold that I was obsessively playing*

 

[Ven]

*Dies from the awesome-ness*

*Drops a pillow*

 

[Mai]

*Dies from comfort after having a terrible headache*
*Drops my mouse I was using to type*