Poetry about forum members

[Ayame]

Wow, MD. These are just- just awesome. They're amusing to read because most of the time they are oddly true. So strange, and yet so... perfect.
Thank you for this thread, MD. So much.

 

[Callisto]

I don't like bumping, but this is too awesome.

Please? Poem? and don't EVER let this come to a near death experience again.

 

[Zuu]

I... can't believe I never saw this.

These are pure awesome.

 

[Music Dragon]

1 : either of two small square leather boxes...

All those endorphins are giving you a rash, Dezzuu!
All that serotonin is making you throw up, Dezzuu!
There's still time! Renounce your faith!
There's still a chance! Don't be foolish!
Counter-productive pride will be the end of you.
Always so dauntless and bold, Dezzuu!
Unfazed in the face of disaster, Dezzuu!
There's an opening! Run for it!
There's a way out! Quick!
Oh - but already your locusts are dying...

 

[Mewtwo]

Please do one about me! AND BUBBLEGUM PFFFFFFFFT

 

[Valerunner]

Grimdour the Desecrated and Other Stories

Grimdour was a sacred eunuch
Or, well, technically just a circumcised guy
Who kept his sliced-off foreskin in a jar.

One day the burglar Chen Liyu broke into Grimdour's house
And stole the jar
Thus desecrating Grimdour
And rendering him unable to sell his body as a slave
And, most importantly, preventing him from entering Paradise.

Grimdour never got his foreskin back
And now, every night, he dines in Hell.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

 

[The Darksmith Legacy]

Does anyone want to do me by any chance? Me'd be grateful.

 

[Zuu]

1 : either of two small square leather boxes...

All those endorphins are giving you a rash, Dezzuu!
All that serotonin is making you throw up, Dezzuu!
There's still time! Renounce your faith!
There's still a chance! Don't be foolish!
Counter-productive pride will be the end of you.
Always so dauntless and bold, Dezzuu!
Unfazed in the face of disaster, Dezzuu!
There's an opening! Run for it!
There's a way out! Quick!
Oh - but already your locusts are dying...

<3

 

[Callisto]

Can I have a poem?

 

[Dragon]

Guys, I don't think MD is going to write a poem for each and every person that posts in this thread, especially since I doubt he knows all of your personalities well enough to adequately describe you in poetry. And even if he does happen a poem about you, despite not knowing enough about your personality to describe you well, it's not likely to be a poem that actually represents you, is it? I don't know why all of you NEED a poem from MD so bad. If he doesn't know anything about you, the poem is not going to have anything to do with you.

Although I should probably let him speak for himself. Maybe he will write about you, I don't know. tbh, I was kind of surprised that he actually bothered to write about me. :P

But seriously MD, you are a genius. *gives cookie*

 

[Music Dragon]

Oh Cirrus

Oh Cirrus, you a silly girl
A silly girl indeed!
You care too much for bagatelles
and technicalities.
Your brain is no assembly line
where neurons stand in rows
and screw and glue and bits and parts
and wonder where it goes.

 

[Mewtwo]

...oh wow, i just had a baby barf because i saw one of my old posts. How was I so... immature?

Anyways, MAKE A POEM ABOUT BUBBLEGUM ME~

 

[Chief Zackrai]

muwahaha these are fantastic.

Write one for me, yes? thanks!

 

[Green]

Guys, I don't think MD is going to write a poem for each and every person that posts in this thread, especially since I doubt he knows all of your personalities well enough to adequately describe you in poetry. And even if he does happen a poem about you, despite not knowing enough about your personality to describe you well, it's not likely to be a poem that actually represents you, is it? I don't know why all of you NEED a poem from MD so bad. If he doesn't know anything about you, the poem is not going to have anything to do with you.

Although I should probably let him speak for himself. Maybe he will write about you, I don't know. tbh, I was kind of surprised that he actually bothered to write about me. :P

 

[Mewtwo]

...i didnt notice that, actually.

 

[Minish]

Oh Cirrus

Oh Cirrus, you a silly girl
A silly girl indeed!
You care too much for bagatelles
and technicalities.
Your brain is no assembly line
where neurons stand in rows
and screw and glue and bits and parts
and wonder where it goes.

:33

 

[Clover]

Man how did I never see this before.

That one, that one about Tailsy? It was as spot-on as a leopard. Also Verne, pretty much.

God. It's a shame you're taken!

Actually I would do one for you but I'm not one with the words. It'd be. bad.

But yes keep them coming :O /claps

 

[Music Dragon]

And Then the Midnight Saboteur Comes In the NIGHT

Stealing across the rooftops against a full moon backdrop
(reminding me of Arsène Lupin),
dropping bombs down every chimney with a quiet snicker
is the Midnight Saboteur.
Now, at last, the world shall know true Christmas.

 

[ultraviolet]

God. It's a shame you're taken!

speaking of which

where's my poem >:(

ass

(hint: it should feature unicorns)

also I like Cirrus' one because it rhymes and sounds cool and yeah :3