: Welcome one, welcome all! I'm Javi, your host! All of you here are competing for the prize of $100,000! Besides me, here is your cook, Macchio!
: Hey.
: I'd like to show you are amazing wildlife-
- our man-eating sharks
- the vicious beavers
- and of course, the bear.
Let us meet the contestants!
Team Magikarp: Lavender, RK, Superbird, Bro, Amp, Avecual
Team Bidoof: Titress, Outsider, Ruxaoz, Jesper, Amanda, Sugarcane
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: Here is yyour first challenge! You must dive of this 100-cliff with Sharpedos lurking at the bottom! Which ever team wins gets a hot tub!
: GRAAH! *chomps the air*
Contestants: *gulp*
: Don't worry, Cook is there in a boat waiting for you! And the first to jump of is... RK!
: Uh... No thanks, brah.
: Our first chicken! BAWK BAWK!
Confessionals:
Hey I'm a fire type I don't do water.
: Alright Sugarcane, your turn!
: This is easy! *body slams into the water*
: *lifts up Sugarcane*
: Next up, Lavender!
: I don't do heights, but what the heck! *jumps into the water*
: C'mon, Amanda!
: SHARKS?! I'm not going in there.
: Have a chicken hat!
Confessionals:
: Oh come on. She's a fucking WATER TYPE. I can understand RK, but Amanda?! Unacceptable!
Confessionals:
: I have a chainsaw, but I'm super afraid of sharks!
: Titress!
: Sure. *jumps and phases*
: Graah? (Where is she?)
: Woohoo! Come on up, Ruxaoz!
: Uh-uh, I won't jump from here, not even by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin. *takes hat*
CANNONBALL! *splash*
: Heh. Whaddya know. Anywhoz, Superbird!
: Whee! *glides down and splashes*
: GRAAH! (Chicken!)
: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
: Off to first-aid for you, mister.
: Well, I see a chance for a trio jump. If any of one of you don't jump you will get a hat for both.
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: *look at each other and jump*
: That's everyone! Team Bidoof, since you guyz have the most chickens, you go to the campfire! (in other words you have to vote off from the Biddofs) And Team Magikarp gets a hot tub!
Vote!