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Scenes from a Hat

"do you, Jane, take Steve to be your lawfully weded husband, in sickness, and in health, for better, or for worse?

"I do"

"and do you, St.."

"no, I don't. now leave me the hell alone."
 
*Priest* Do you take Janine to be you loftly wedded wife, through better or for worse?

I do! I love you Stephanie! Uhh, I mean Janice!
 
So, how did you meet, you and the lucky lady? "Well, uhh... There she was. ...What, more? OK, uhh, there she was. At the country fair, we was. She had a bud in one hand, a corn dog in the other." T_____T
 
"Will you sing 'Like a Boss' at the next televised meeting, sir?"

(That song...massive earworm...The Lonely Island one...x3)
 
"so tell me, young man, how does it feel to serve our country?" "mr. president, i have to pee."
 
Don't worry, Mr. President, I don't think you're from outer space.

And with that, new topic:
Reasons you appear to be talking to yourself
 
Yeah, I've got nothing... So new topic:

The worst place to find yourself with a wild animal

Okay, Mr. Grizzly, do you mind getting out so I can have the shower to myself?
 
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