I begin to eat the croissant, because I am partial to flaky buttery pastries. ^_^ Halfway through, I bite into something imbedded in the croissant. It is a piece of paper, folded up neatly. I read what is written on the paper and discover that I must finish the snowman before it is too late. I can't find the snowman and in my quest to do so, I am locked in a car in the middle of the Arctic tundra and freeze to death overnight.
I drop a frozen 1-liter bottle of Smart Water.
I drop a frozen 1-liter bottle of Smart Water.