Suicide Game! =D

[Chief Zackrai]

My brain explodes trying to envision that.

I drop brain mush.

 

[Lili]

I slip on brain mush and crack my head open on concrete.

I drop Grn Apricorns.

 

[Chief Zackrai]

Thinking they're apples, I eat them and choke.

I drop a can of Diet Coke.

 

[Lili]

I drink said Diet Coke, only to realized that I've betrayed my fellow Pepsi lovers. I hang myself in shame.

I drop a tidal wave.

 

[Chief Zackrai]

I get crushed by said tidal wave while wondering how you got that in your pocket in the first place.

I drop my ship, named the SS B0at. (yes that is how its spelled)

 

[Lili]

I set sail across the Pacific Ocean, only get have the ship destroyed and get eaten by killer manta rays.

I drop the wreckage of the ship.

 

[Chief Zackrai]

I get shanked by a stray piece of the wreckage.

I drop my washer tied to a string

 

[Lili]

I pick it up and hypnotize myself into drinking water laced with arsenic.

I drop jellyfish!

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

The jellyfish electrocutes an angry male stripper, who goes a rampage and just happens to kill me via strangling me with its tentacles.

I drop a pig.

 

[Lili]

I hug it until it gores me, since I envision all pigs as really mean wild boars.

I drop Kim Possible.

 

[Chief Zackrai]

*dies due to cuteness overload*

I drop a shoe

 

[Lili]

I give the shoe to a shoeless man, who pays me back with cocaine. The cops find out and arrest me, and I get shanked in prison.

I drop dirt.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

A man named Scrimgin Hogins tosses the dirt in my eyes. I am blinded and stumble my way off a cliff. Death ensues.

I drop a cord and a bucket of grapes.

 

[Chief Zackrai]

I manage to electrocute myself.

I drop burn marks

 

[Lili]

I choke on them because I'm too lazy.

I drop a suspicious-looking mushroom.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Mario runs into the mushroom and gains the ability to shoot fire balls. I rejoice because that is so damn fun and makes the game easier. Just then, however, when he jumps, he falls into a hole. I am so frustrated by this that I toss myself out a five story window due to it being so tragic.

I drop Harry Potter.

 

[Chief Zackrai]

the mushroom kills me by stab wounds

I drop impossibility

 

[Lili]

I die because of Harry Potter's impossiblity.

I drop a shiny Magikarp.

 

[Chief Zackrai]

the magikarp's shininess blinds me and I fall off a cliff.

I drop gravity

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

The weight of gravity drops a flying fat astronaut in space named Wilbur who in turn drops atop me and death occurs.

I drop grape juice.