Suicide Game! =D

[Ever]

It sucks out my dreams and I die of sorrow.

I drop my Wacom Graphire tablet

 

[Monoking]

It blows up in my face and i die.
I drop my fanfic.

 

[Ever]

It's so beautiful that I start crying and die of dehydration

I drop Midna

 

[Zero Moment]

It is so awful, I kill myself to make the pain(tHeteRRor[THeinsaNITY]) go away.

I drop Legion.

EDIT: DAMN NINJAS

 

[Monoking]

It's so beautiful that I start crying and die of dehydration

I love you now.

It is so awful, I kill myself to make the pain(tHeteRRor[THeinsaNITY]) go away.

I hate you now.

I am killed just by looking at ls's hate, and i drop a pokeball.

 

[Ever]

I am so devastated by Spunky's death, I shatter the Pokeball and use a piece to slit my throat D:

I drop a stylus

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

It drops (somehow) into my open mouth and I start to suffocate, turning blue... Someone comes and performs the Heimlich maneuver on me (you gotta love First Aid training) saving me, unfortunately it flies into my saviour's now, for some reason, open mouth and they choke! I turn to return the favour by performing the Heimlich maneuver on him, but a ditzy Nekogirl barrels me over as she is running for the bus! We fall in a heap and find each other's gaze! It's litterally love at first sight, so we're quite preoccupied, so much so we didn't notice we'd rolled into the road and the bus she was running for squashes us...

I drop my Ugg Boots! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Monoking]

A lickitung runs up, puts them on, and stomps me to death.
I drop a baby.

 

[Luxcario]

It thinks I am a rusk. It eats me.

I drop a pork CHOP.

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I fancy bacon tonight anyway, but the Jackal on Inu's game jus laughed at my not wanting pork CHOP tonight, so the Gruntiest of Unggoy chases after me with a ridiculously tiny wooden spoon (not OF DOOM, that only works if it's mine)! I kill him with a slice of bread (don't ask how, it's too complicated)! Unfortunately a Lekgolo pair were standing right behind me when I killed the Grunt, and so the Hunters pound me into sawdust with their HUUUUUUUGE shield arms!

I drop a slice of bread!

(If you don't know what I was talking about, play Halo sometime!)

 

[Ever]

It comes alive and chases me to the sea. I jump in, turn into a mermaid, and swim off. Of course, then I see a drowning Mystic. Panic causes me to shift back into a human. Unfortunately, I'm pretty far underwater, so.

I drop a pearl.

 

[Luxcario]

It turns me into a fish. A shark eats me.

I drop another qwerty.

 

[Monoking]

Death. Just instant, for no reason, death.
I drop a scyther.
(Be original!)

 

[Luxcario]

It slashes the cliff that I am standing on. I fall down, luckily onto a dolphin. I ride it round the world until I hit an iceberg. I die.
(You said, be original!)
I drop the iceberg.

(Be original!)

 

[hyphen]

I freeze to death

I drop Rainbow Dash.

 

[Luxcario]

It kills me because its rainbow blinds me.
I drop fried chicken

 

[Monoking]

It kills me because its rainbow blinds me.
I drop fried chicken

Rainbow dash is a girl.

I get a bad headache from all the msg and explode.
I drop a smeargle.

 

[Luxcario]

It paints on me. I get Paralyzed. Then it eats me.

 

[Ever]

I die from seeing Lux's elivl Nyan Cat Waffle with Skulls.

I drop an RP form.

 

[Monoking]

I die because my charater becomes a mary sue.

I drop J.lo.