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「にがいのは いやだ」って…
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OKAY I am probably never going to continue any of these ever. Three dashes will be used to show that the next one is probably unrelated. :'[ Also I am really flaky so uh. Yeah. I HAVE OTHERS TO POST but this is what I'm starting with. WARNING OF POSSIBLE CHANGES IN RATINGS BETWEEN THEM although you guys probably all know my hangups about certain things so. Near the end, some of them cut off mid-sentence. :'[ I forgot where I was going with them.
Fandom is primarily KHR with some crossovers in this ficbit dump: I have a bunch of other ones saved but they're not in this batch. THIS IS THE LARGEST ONE I HAVE SORRY
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There is little that Gokudera would not do to show his loyalty, but he is confused when Tsuna (for a bet, courtesy of Reborn) asks him to put on a dress. Still, if it's for the Tenth....
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Upon encountering one of the few creatures that was even greedier than himself, Viper simply conjured up an illusion of a ring (what, how else was he supposed to get it to leave) and spent the next week complaining about tacky creatures ranting about their "precious."
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"Um, Lissuria, I don't think that remote goes there...."
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"The secret," Reborn says deadpan while Tsuna wonders if it's possible to die from acute embarassment, or, even better, to make this conversation have never happened, "is to look through the ingredients list."
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Shamal stared, sighed, stared again, and looked like he wanted to die. "I don't know how it happened - and I really don't want to know, either, because that's gross and I'm a doctor and I know it doesn't work that way - but Hayato, you're pregnant."
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Upon discovering that Gokudera had both switched genders and got a pet cat, Shamal found it difficult to resist the urge to call out, "Hey, Hayato! Nice pussy!"
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Gokudera bought forty cakes for the tenth, but Lambo stole them. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
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Sometimes, it seemed that the single worst thing about having Gokudera as an ally was how easily he could be distracted by the latest percieved mythological creature, be it the genuine article or merely a poorly-explained strange creature.
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And so, Haru found herself as the vice president of the Tsuna Fan Club, much to her dismay: clearly she should've been first. (Damn you, Gokudera, she would have thought, had it not been unladylike to swear, even in her head.)
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Reborn resolved to never tell Colonnello exactly what the Lal Mirch of the future was doing with those centipedes, anyway. He probably didn't want to know.
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Quite possibly the worst decision Mangusta had ever made in his life - worse than trying the desolation bullet while Hibari was watching, even - was using it on that strange homeroom teacher. Especially given that he seemed to be prone to nervous breakdowns without any assistance.
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As soon as Futa leaves the trance, he resolves to insist on knowing what rankings he will do prior to entering the state. The ranking planet has no need to learn of their "abilities" and Futa worries that his reputation may never recover.
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Tsuna stared. Ryohei had apparently watched too many cliche superhero movies and decided that the 'two fingers to forehead, two fingers on other hand pointing at target' thing was the best idea ever to try. "You will join the boxing club!" he yelled as he practiced his psychic powers.
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After watching the original Star Wars trilogy, Ryohei had come to the conclusion that the jedi were extreme. So extreme, in fact, that he started waving one hand and yelling, "You will join the boxing club!!" to any unfortunate passerby, usually Tsuna.
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Tsuna had already realized that his captor probably had a few screws loose (who wakes people up with tea and a rant on what they like about Japan, honestly) but he was still moderately confused by the lollipop. Maybe he could just hold onto it until Spanner was distracted enough that he wouldn't notice that Tsuna had set it down.
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Spanner frowned: the kid had jumped him, stole his lollipops, and didn't even flinch when Spanner said, "Would you like some candy, little boy?" He was starting to run out of ideas.
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Part of the problem of being No Good Tsuna was the ability to screw up amazingly more or less at random. "Hey, Tsuna? You're not wearing pants."
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Chrome will win, Mukuro knows, despite being lost and confused in a strange time. She's never failed him yet, after all.
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"Um, Bianchi-nee, I don't think this is a good idea...." Fuuta said hesitantly, knowing full well that Bianchi's temper was never a good thing to test at the best of times. Trying to sneak into the Vongola Tenth's base without being spotted or trailed by the Black Spell was not the best of times.
Bianchi smiled serenely and held up a dress. "It'll be fine. Nobody will notice."
Fuuta resisted the urge to say, 'No, it's not fine, any plan that involves putting on a dress is not a good plan, Bianchi-nee, are you crazy,' as well. Bianchi. Neither the sanest nor the most patient of their assorted allies, although certainly not malignant about it.
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While it had taken a while for the truth of the matter to sink in, Tsuna eventually had to acknowledge it: Gokudera lied a lot. Sure, it was never intended maliciously (Gokudera being about as capable of intentionally upsetting the Tenth as Hibari was of holding an intelligent conversation on the subject of 'love') but it was fairly noticable after only a cursory glance: Gokudera omitted things. In particular, anything that even the emotionally-stunted explosives expert could tell that Tsuna would worry over. Or, although this was harder to notice until Reborn had drawn his attention to it, anything related to his past.
Gokudera had neglected to mention that not only had Squalo reappeared in Namimori, but he had apparently had a[nother] rematch with Yamamoto. In fact, half of Varia (with the exceptions of Xanxus and Levi A Than, the latter being only slightly less likely to follow his boss than Gokudera. Viper had revisited earlier, following a message from Reborn on the subject of the events in the alternate future, and had then made himself scarce.) had apparently decided that reencountering their past opponents was a wonderful idea. Luckily for everyone involved, most of the pairs had adjusted their views of the groups to 'rivalry' from 'arch-enemies', but that still did not cover for Gokudera's omission of the Rain Guardian's rematch.
Or of Gokudera's own fight with Belphegor, which had been badly hidden and only went unnoticed from their apparent restraint. Lussuria had gotten involved, complaining that Belphegor broke his DS, which led to how Tsuna originally found out about it: from Ryohei, a week and a half later.
Which led to Tsuna's current predicament: how to get Gokudera to just tell him things in a way that would avoid Gokudera's enormous inferiority complex to come into play. Just asking was right out: Gokudera would overreact apologetically and probably not draw the right conclusion from it. He would probably simply work harder on keeping anything not major enough to concern Tsuna with (and what was?) out of Tsuna's concern, rather than change his approach: that much was obvious.
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The fox glared at the infant who had apparently encountered absolutely no difficulty in: a. getting into the tent unnoticed (and how exactly did he do that? Redd wondered: there was only the one entrance and the tent had been set up on solid concrete) b. finding exactly what he wanted (the single non-forged painting in his collection: a feat considering how Redd was fairly certain that he had not even packed it) and c. procuring all of his personal information (including his credit card number) in what had to be a very short timespan. And he probably wouldn't have even noticed if said baby had not then went back outside, stepped in through the opening, and said, "Ciaossu."
Redd was starting to wonder if he really had gone crazy. Certainly in no sane world would have such an accomplished conman be. Well. Less than two feet tall.
Fandom is primarily KHR with some crossovers in this ficbit dump: I have a bunch of other ones saved but they're not in this batch. THIS IS THE LARGEST ONE I HAVE SORRY
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There is little that Gokudera would not do to show his loyalty, but he is confused when Tsuna (for a bet, courtesy of Reborn) asks him to put on a dress. Still, if it's for the Tenth....
---
Upon encountering one of the few creatures that was even greedier than himself, Viper simply conjured up an illusion of a ring (what, how else was he supposed to get it to leave) and spent the next week complaining about tacky creatures ranting about their "precious."
---
"Um, Lissuria, I don't think that remote goes there...."
---
"The secret," Reborn says deadpan while Tsuna wonders if it's possible to die from acute embarassment, or, even better, to make this conversation have never happened, "is to look through the ingredients list."
---
Shamal stared, sighed, stared again, and looked like he wanted to die. "I don't know how it happened - and I really don't want to know, either, because that's gross and I'm a doctor and I know it doesn't work that way - but Hayato, you're pregnant."
---
Upon discovering that Gokudera had both switched genders and got a pet cat, Shamal found it difficult to resist the urge to call out, "Hey, Hayato! Nice pussy!"
---
Gokudera bought forty cakes for the tenth, but Lambo stole them. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
---
Sometimes, it seemed that the single worst thing about having Gokudera as an ally was how easily he could be distracted by the latest percieved mythological creature, be it the genuine article or merely a poorly-explained strange creature.
---
And so, Haru found herself as the vice president of the Tsuna Fan Club, much to her dismay: clearly she should've been first. (Damn you, Gokudera, she would have thought, had it not been unladylike to swear, even in her head.)
---
Reborn resolved to never tell Colonnello exactly what the Lal Mirch of the future was doing with those centipedes, anyway. He probably didn't want to know.
---
Quite possibly the worst decision Mangusta had ever made in his life - worse than trying the desolation bullet while Hibari was watching, even - was using it on that strange homeroom teacher. Especially given that he seemed to be prone to nervous breakdowns without any assistance.
---
As soon as Futa leaves the trance, he resolves to insist on knowing what rankings he will do prior to entering the state. The ranking planet has no need to learn of their "abilities" and Futa worries that his reputation may never recover.
---
Tsuna stared. Ryohei had apparently watched too many cliche superhero movies and decided that the 'two fingers to forehead, two fingers on other hand pointing at target' thing was the best idea ever to try. "You will join the boxing club!" he yelled as he practiced his psychic powers.
---
After watching the original Star Wars trilogy, Ryohei had come to the conclusion that the jedi were extreme. So extreme, in fact, that he started waving one hand and yelling, "You will join the boxing club!!" to any unfortunate passerby, usually Tsuna.
---
Tsuna had already realized that his captor probably had a few screws loose (who wakes people up with tea and a rant on what they like about Japan, honestly) but he was still moderately confused by the lollipop. Maybe he could just hold onto it until Spanner was distracted enough that he wouldn't notice that Tsuna had set it down.
---
Spanner frowned: the kid had jumped him, stole his lollipops, and didn't even flinch when Spanner said, "Would you like some candy, little boy?" He was starting to run out of ideas.
---
Part of the problem of being No Good Tsuna was the ability to screw up amazingly more or less at random. "Hey, Tsuna? You're not wearing pants."
---
Chrome will win, Mukuro knows, despite being lost and confused in a strange time. She's never failed him yet, after all.
---
"Um, Bianchi-nee, I don't think this is a good idea...." Fuuta said hesitantly, knowing full well that Bianchi's temper was never a good thing to test at the best of times. Trying to sneak into the Vongola Tenth's base without being spotted or trailed by the Black Spell was not the best of times.
Bianchi smiled serenely and held up a dress. "It'll be fine. Nobody will notice."
Fuuta resisted the urge to say, 'No, it's not fine, any plan that involves putting on a dress is not a good plan, Bianchi-nee, are you crazy,' as well. Bianchi. Neither the sanest nor the most patient of their assorted allies, although certainly not malignant about it.
---
While it had taken a while for the truth of the matter to sink in, Tsuna eventually had to acknowledge it: Gokudera lied a lot. Sure, it was never intended maliciously (Gokudera being about as capable of intentionally upsetting the Tenth as Hibari was of holding an intelligent conversation on the subject of 'love') but it was fairly noticable after only a cursory glance: Gokudera omitted things. In particular, anything that even the emotionally-stunted explosives expert could tell that Tsuna would worry over. Or, although this was harder to notice until Reborn had drawn his attention to it, anything related to his past.
Gokudera had neglected to mention that not only had Squalo reappeared in Namimori, but he had apparently had a[nother] rematch with Yamamoto. In fact, half of Varia (with the exceptions of Xanxus and Levi A Than, the latter being only slightly less likely to follow his boss than Gokudera. Viper had revisited earlier, following a message from Reborn on the subject of the events in the alternate future, and had then made himself scarce.) had apparently decided that reencountering their past opponents was a wonderful idea. Luckily for everyone involved, most of the pairs had adjusted their views of the groups to 'rivalry' from 'arch-enemies', but that still did not cover for Gokudera's omission of the Rain Guardian's rematch.
Or of Gokudera's own fight with Belphegor, which had been badly hidden and only went unnoticed from their apparent restraint. Lussuria had gotten involved, complaining that Belphegor broke his DS, which led to how Tsuna originally found out about it: from Ryohei, a week and a half later.
Which led to Tsuna's current predicament: how to get Gokudera to just tell him things in a way that would avoid Gokudera's enormous inferiority complex to come into play. Just asking was right out: Gokudera would overreact apologetically and probably not draw the right conclusion from it. He would probably simply work harder on keeping anything not major enough to concern Tsuna with (and what was?) out of Tsuna's concern, rather than change his approach: that much was obvious.
---
The fox glared at the infant who had apparently encountered absolutely no difficulty in: a. getting into the tent unnoticed (and how exactly did he do that? Redd wondered: there was only the one entrance and the tent had been set up on solid concrete) b. finding exactly what he wanted (the single non-forged painting in his collection: a feat considering how Redd was fairly certain that he had not even packed it) and c. procuring all of his personal information (including his credit card number) in what had to be a very short timespan. And he probably wouldn't have even noticed if said baby had not then went back outside, stepped in through the opening, and said, "Ciaossu."
Redd was starting to wonder if he really had gone crazy. Certainly in no sane world would have such an accomplished conman be. Well. Less than two feet tall.
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