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TCoD: The Café of Doom

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Well, technically I'm here, but I have mad skills at avoiding glomping. As you may have seen by previous posts.

*gets on awesome motorcycle*
 
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Awesome motorcycle? Heh, it's no match for my SUPER BIKE!

*Hops onto SUPER BIKE* Wanna race?
 
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No fair! D:

I wasn't gonna use this but you leave me no choice. *Takes out warp drive device; attaches it to SUPER BIKE* Here we go! *Activates warp drive; warps 300 miles ahead of BynineB* Hah! Beat that!
 
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*gets a stick of glue and an Abra*
Abra! Use Teleport!
*rubs glue all over Skroy's face, then attaches feet to face*
Hahaha! Now I cannot lose!
 
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GAH! FEET! ... Hey, these feet don't smell hal— OH MY GAH! I'M GAINING A NEW FETISH!

*Loses control of SUPER BIKE; falls off a cliff* GAH! WE'RE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING!
 
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...*gets glue solvent* You're on your own, bud.
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*grabs Skroy Horitz at last second and teleports to the top of the cliff*
 
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AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! ... Oh wait, we're not falling anymore. :3

Thank you Bynin— *suddenly realizes the absence of SUPER BIKE* AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! My SUPER BIKE!
 
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So I was in the shower, and saw a small moth.
I said "Hello Moth", and it said "Hi" back.
So I asked, why would you be in my shower? It said, "Well, it's raining outside" to which I replied "But now it's raining inside, too."
"This is true" the moth responds. "Quite a conundrum."
Indeed, I reply. So what is it you do?
"Well, I study Philosophy" says the moth.
And then it flies around my face, which I swat at it habitually. I say, "Why would you do that? You're going to get yourself squashed."
The moth replies "The quick-witted human nary has the need to harm the passive moth" and flew off.
I feel enlightened.




For some reason.





*Based off true events. I swear I'm not crazy.*
 
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*Drinks quitiple mocha late with coffe crisp*
*enters hyper state*
Zoltea can't keep up now! Ahahahahaha!
 
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