TCoD: The Café of Doom

[Crazy Weavile]

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*eats Zora Of Termina*

BRING ME COWS! I HUNGER!

 

[Zora of Termina]

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I... Hate... You... *cuts open with sword and leaps out*

Least it made her shut up.

Darkness... *sigh*

*snork* ...What'd I miss?

 

[Elfin]

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It's true. Link was paralyzed and hallucinating. Or on drugs... anyway, he had to get surgery. Spine getting stabbed and all... *sweatdrop*

 

[Crazy Weavile]

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BRING ME COWS!

*sits on cafe*

I will get up and return to normal size when I have eaten 493 cows.

 

[Flora]

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Hah! iTunes is a savior!

Also, Word is evil. It proclaims that "favour" is spelled wrong. Then again, I AM American...

Man, I wanna live in Britain...

...Somebody has a forum-

NO I DON'T! *rage-ified*

 

[Crazy Weavile]

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*eats Flora and Ashes, has bacteria keep her in a well-armored container to prevent escape*

My hostage. BRING ME COWS.

 

[Zora of Termina]

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It's true. Link was paralyzed and hallucinating. Or on drugs... anyway, he had to get surgery. Spine getting stabbed and all... *sweatdrop*

Well duh. I was there when he had it, remember?

And I was performing it. >>

Also CW if I can call you that there's some cows over there :D

 

[Crazy Weavile]

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Bring them to me or I will digest the random people I've eaten. I don't even like people. They give me gas.

 

[Flora]

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Ash you useless idiot, GET ME OUUUUUUUUUT!

*happily listening to iTunes* Oh, look, Passion is on.

BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND JAPANESE!

Boku wa Kuma.

*head-wall thingy* No, you're NOT a bear.

I'd help, but my strengths do not lie in breaking stuff.

Darn it. A charming king would figure out something. Or are you just a Prince? *silly grin*

*crown appears on head* YOU! *points at Ash* Break her out!

...That's not what I meant...

 

[Crazy Weavile]

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*to the people in my stomach*

You can't escape. But there's a very nice hotel down there. If you want, I can get you a room while I wait for the cows.

*to everyone else*

BRING ME COWS!

 

[Zora of Termina]

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*drives in with truckload of cows* Bring 'em in, girls!

*pulls in with another truckload* Keep 'em comin'!

 

[Flora]

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OOH! I do!

Joy.

Ooh, I love what's on!

"I kissed a girl, and I LIKED it!"

Y-You better not be serious! *scared*

It's the song!

Oh, g-good. *still shocked*

Somebody's in lo-ove! *back to normal*

You!

Yeah?

What episode do you Character Transform?

Let me see...when in doubt, check Wiki!

Episode 39.

5 EPISODES! <3

 

[Crazy Weavile]

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...Never mind, the cows are coming. Do you want to vacation there anyway?

THANK YOU. AFTER I HAVE EATEN THE COWS, I WILL RETURN TO NORMAL SIZE

 

[Zora of Termina]

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*muffled* Not really. It's dark in here.

*also backing in with cows* Let's go, bring the cows!

*waves in a dozen more trucks*

 

[Crazy Weavile]

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Ah, they've arrived.

*eats the cow-trucks, including trucks, drivers, and... well, cows*

Thank you.

*vomits Flora and Ashes out*

*returns to normal size*

If anyone wants to visit Stomach-Vegas, tell me. It's really quite nice.

 

[Erindor the Espeon]

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Erindor jumps out of the way of the vomit, though his Raichu misses, and gets hit.

 

[Zora of Termina]

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Um, hello. WE'RE still in here. D<

Yah, I mean really.

You didn't have to eat the drivers. x(

 

[Crazy Weavile]

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Oh, yes. *vomits out miniature Zora of Termina*

There's a growth ray behind the remains of the front counter. Get that.

 

[Zora of Termina]

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Eugh... Can someone get that ray plox? I dislike being small.

Who doesn't?

She has a point there.

 

[Elfin]

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Link: o_O (Uh.... what the heck? Anyway, can I stab him? Please??) *Pulls out master sword*

Midna: Zora, welcome to my world.