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TCoD: The Café of Doom
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Crazy Weavile
HAI GUYZ
@lex
Codian
Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom
*turns around from tv*
Hey, guys, I just unlocked the last--
WHAT IN THE...?
AND WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE THINK THOSE COWS WERE MEANT FOR?
Err... eating?
Yeah, but not ALL AT ONCE! Wth!
Well, now we'll have to survive on vegetables for I don't know how long. Great job.
Well, I guess there's still pork. DO NOT TOUCH THE PIGS OR I'LL BOP YOU.
*notices Absol*
Hey there. Y'all doing good?
Absolutely!
Come again?
Sol!
Good. Are they anywhere near each other at all?
Aaaabsol...
*raises eyebrow*
*goes to check on Kirlia*
Oh.
*sees a well has spawned, cornering the male*
Well, he could get hurt, so I would note your trainer if I were you, but I'm not.
*goes back to game*
Kirlia? Come here for a moment, there's a Gardevoir on the screen!
*turns around from tv*
Hey, guys, I just unlocked the last--
WHAT IN THE...?
AND WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE THINK THOSE COWS WERE MEANT FOR?
Err... eating?
Yeah, but not ALL AT ONCE! Wth!
Well, now we'll have to survive on vegetables for I don't know how long. Great job.
Well, I guess there's still pork. DO NOT TOUCH THE PIGS OR I'LL BOP YOU.
*notices Absol*
Hey there. Y'all doing good?
Absolutely!
Come again?
Sol!
Good. Are they anywhere near each other at all?
Aaaabsol...
*raises eyebrow*
*goes to check on Kirlia*
Oh.
*sees a well has spawned, cornering the male*
Well, he could get hurt, so I would note your trainer if I were you, but I'm not.
*goes back to game*
Kirlia? Come here for a moment, there's a Gardevoir on the screen!
Blaziking the God General
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Crazy Weavile
HAI GUYZ
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Manaphy DriftRider
New member
Worst Username Ever
(laughs)
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Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom
*Picks up phone* Hello, may I take your order? *A waitress comes over*
Hey! You're not a part of the staff!
So? Are you saying I can't answer the phone even if people are calling to tell me that my grandfather was killed by being stabbed with a toothbrush? The nerve!
*sigh* Fine fine fine. But it will cost you!
NOOOOO!!! *Throws waitress into Crazy Weavile's mouth and turns back to the phone* Hello?
*Picks up phone* Hello, may I take your order? *A waitress comes over*
Hey! You're not a part of the staff!
So? Are you saying I can't answer the phone even if people are calling to tell me that my grandfather was killed by being stabbed with a toothbrush? The nerve!
*sigh* Fine fine fine. But it will cost you!
NOOOOO!!! *Throws waitress into Crazy Weavile's mouth and turns back to the phone* Hello?
Erindor the Espeon
How do you do? Pleased to meet you. I'm Erindor.
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Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom
He was? COOL!! I ALWAYS WANTED A GRANDPA WHO WAS STABBED BY A TOOTHBRUSH!! *Looks out window* Hey! How do you know that? You're outside the Cafe! GO KADABRA!! SIC EM BOY!!
Say what? You're a Kadabat? HOW??? THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!
(THanks for the sprite Dark Tyrannitar)
He was? COOL!! I ALWAYS WANTED A GRANDPA WHO WAS STABBED BY A TOOTHBRUSH!! *Looks out window* Hey! How do you know that? You're outside the Cafe! GO KADABRA!! SIC EM BOY!!
(THanks for the sprite Dark Tyrannitar)
@lex
Codian
Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom
*picks up phone Worst Username Ever called*
Y'allo. But wait! Before you say anything? Why are you calling me? What makes you think that you can just barge in here and expect us to drop everything just to give you some attention? What you want to say is most likely more important than anything we're doing, is that it? Yeah, you selfish piece of scum, that's it. You think you're much better than us. In fact, you hate us, and as such, you call us just to waste our time. Well, did you think about this, then? You are wasting your own time as well. Or, wait, since you are calling, doesn't that mean that you have time to spare? Yeah, you don't have a life, you moron. You just sit there in your little hiding place and try to waste time for the people you hate by calling them for no reason. You know what? Go to the place down there. Screw you, and may the rest of your sad, sad days be filled with strife and sorrow.
*hangs up*
*grabs Wii Remote*
No, I don't like to be bothered when I'm really into it.
*keeps playing Smash*
*picks up phone Worst Username Ever called*
Y'allo. But wait! Before you say anything? Why are you calling me? What makes you think that you can just barge in here and expect us to drop everything just to give you some attention? What you want to say is most likely more important than anything we're doing, is that it? Yeah, you selfish piece of scum, that's it. You think you're much better than us. In fact, you hate us, and as such, you call us just to waste our time. Well, did you think about this, then? You are wasting your own time as well. Or, wait, since you are calling, doesn't that mean that you have time to spare? Yeah, you don't have a life, you moron. You just sit there in your little hiding place and try to waste time for the people you hate by calling them for no reason. You know what? Go to the place down there. Screw you, and may the rest of your sad, sad days be filled with strife and sorrow.
*hangs up*
*grabs Wii Remote*
No, I don't like to be bothered when I'm really into it.
*keeps playing Smash*
Erindor the Espeon
How do you do? Pleased to meet you. I'm Erindor.
Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom
*Absol trots over to Erindor*
"Sol..."
"What? Oh crap."
*Looks over to Kirlia.*
"Hey, get back over here! Sheesh!"
*Kirlia comes over*
"Okay, get back in the Pokeball. You know you're not supposed to mess around with wells. I'll get you out later, if you can prove you are a good boy."
*Retrieves Kirlia*
*Summons Laptop, starts working on sprites*
*Absol trots over to Erindor*
"Sol..."
"What? Oh crap."
*Looks over to Kirlia.*
"Hey, get back over here! Sheesh!"
*Kirlia comes over*
"Okay, get back in the Pokeball. You know you're not supposed to mess around with wells. I'll get you out later, if you can prove you are a good boy."
*Retrieves Kirlia*
*Summons Laptop, starts working on sprites*
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MidnightAgony
(⊙_◎)
Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom
*I suddenly burst through the door*
Is this the Café of Doom?
Why of coarse this is! How else do you think I exist?
Who are you, odd voice?
I am an Alternate Personality Created by the Extreme Conditions of this Café's Harsh and Brutal Environmet.
So, can I just call you my AP?
No, call me APE. Oh yeah I'm an Eevee.
Okay.
LOFLOMFGWTFH?!
Shut up.
Why?
Shut up or I'll put you back in the box.
...
Good Puppy.
*snarls*
Shut up or I'll put you back in the fucking box.
*I suddenly burst through the door*
Is this the Café of Doom?
Why of coarse this is! How else do you think I exist?
Who are you, odd voice?
I am an Alternate Personality Created by the Extreme Conditions of this Café's Harsh and Brutal Environmet.
So, can I just call you my AP?
No, call me APE. Oh yeah I'm an Eevee.
Okay.
LOFLOMFGWTFH?!
Shut up.
Why?
Shut up or I'll put you back in the box.
...
Good Puppy.
*snarls*
Shut up or I'll put you back in the fucking box.
Worst Username Ever
(laughs)
MidnightAgony
(⊙_◎)
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