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TCoD: The Café of Doom

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Ow!

...You do know that arms contain bone, right?

*catches Eevee, and randomly grows to the size of a skyscraper*

Bottoms up!
 
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Oh crap! There goes the roof! Uh, HELP!! Right! Go, Fyrix. CATCH MEEEEEE!!!!! *Falling*
*Level 100 Salemance catches Eevee and flies to the ground.*
 
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Two for the price of one!

*eats Eevee and Salamence*

Inside my stomach is a civilization of sentient bacteria that live in cities that look for all the world like Las Vegas.
 
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WTF?! No matter. *Recalls Salemance*
Go, Link! *Gallade appears*
Slash through his stomach and get us out!
*He does so*
*Jumps* We're freeeeee AAAGGHHH!!!! *Recalls, sends out Fyrix the Salemance. We fly away to Australia.*
SWEET!!
 
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MY STOMACH!

*goes on a rampage throughout downtown, eating buildings and their inhabitants*

Bacteria A: New city?
Bacteria B: I vote we copy London.
 
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Fine then Flora, we won't eat you. *Sips tea* Hmm, Carnage should I get the Cod of Constipation, the Vomit-inducing Venison, or the Crap Coffee?

Neither.

I'll have the Cod of Constipation! After all, I'm already constipated...

You are??

Yes, Carnage, I am.

So that's why the toilet flooded the Cafe three days ago...
 
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*looks around*

Well, looks like we won't need a rocket, after all. How many times has this place been Surfed, anyway?

Hm, we still need wells.

WELLWELLWELLWELLWELLWELLWELLWELL...

It's not working. Help, plz? Oh, by the way, I got Brawl, wanna try it on the new TV? I think Rotom was in the Announcements Speaker, so we should be fine.
 
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"Well Well, we hope for Wells."

*Pupitar rolls over*

"Oh, hey! My pupitar knows dig! Pupitar, dig!"

*Pupitar starts digging*
 
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I'm in Australia! Sweet! But, I'm hungry. Back to the Cafe!! C'mon, Fyrix! *Flies back*
Hey, everybloody! Did'ja miss me?! =D
 
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..THANK YOU!

So...yeah.

Oh, by the way, Rachel, I'm listening to your iPod. I hope you don't mind.

That thing is supposed to be charging, but who cares?
 
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*notices talk of paralysis* HEY! She fixed it, right?!

Cool it.

You know it's true.

Shut up, Windfall. >>
 
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