shadow_lugia
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"Jeez," moaned a now-scorched Set. "It was just a practical joke. Can't you wait to incinerate someone until we're actually out there?" He gestured widely with his arms to make it clear he meant the rest of the region. "By the looks of those," he pointed to the writing on the stone, "we've got a hell of a lot of opponents to face. And now we have one Pokemon on our side considerably weakened, which means that I'll be out of the game sooner and we'll have one less Pokemon to fight with."