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Chief Zackrai

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Who is this Turbo character? I've seen a few things talking about him/her, but I've never really learned what was up with this person. Anyone care to explain?
 
He joined years ago, did something idiotic and was banned. He came back with a new account, did more idiotic things and was banned again. He attempts this on such a regular basis that it's more or less policy to ban him on sight, because he doesn't even attempt to make good use of whatever "second chances" he thinks he might have.
 
And the from the deepest pits of Tartarus came a horrible monster.... Hades's most ungodly creation yet... it had a face of vomit... limbs of dead bunnies... and its name... was Turbo.
 
Also he wrote this hilariously bad fanfic called Eric Daemon.

I fondly remember the chapter where Eric ran into a Rocket executive who he defeated because she left all her Pokeballs in the fridge.
 
I just read that part 2.

Leafpool, it's funny how he ignored your entire critique.
 
...I don't think I've ever noticed it, actually.

You mean you've never seen him around? That's probably because he never makes it out of the Introduction forum before being reported and kicked out. As such, I'd normally never notice him, either, but I can see the infraction forum so I can tell when he's been banned againagainagain.

There should be a custom infraction just for being Turbo.
 
I propose we actually let him have his second chance until he breaks enough rules to actually /get/ banned. Things are funnier when he sticks around.
 
I don't mean the existing ban-evasion infraction. I mean there should be an actual "Turbo infraction" just for him.
 
I think this is one time the moderators can get away with banning someone for being them.

Turbo must not be popular at school.
 
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