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Yo wat up

I think this thread just broke my mind.
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the THING said:
now i come from an honourable land
if someone's in need i'll lend a hand
so let me be the first to explain
for your rapping career i'm your stain
'cause i like you gary but your time is up!
if i met you in the club maybe i'd say 'sup?'
but right now i'm gonna fight you for 'karkat sir'
gonna change this battle from ongoing to OVER
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Mr. "Thing" I'm afraid your rhymes are just moot;
'Tis exclusively Karkat's and Gary's dispute
The challenge was Karkat's, delivered to Oak
Any interference would be a joke
Let one man declare a slam-battle, good sir
And another accept (or decline, as it were)
Now on, Karkat Vantas! On, Gary Oak!
And we'll see who's victorious, ere wind clear the smoke.
 
The Omskivar said:
Mr. "Thing" I'm afraid your rhymes are just moot;
'Tis exclusively Karkat's and Gary's dispute
The challenge was Karkat's, delivered to Oak
Any interference would be a joke
Let one man declare a slam-battle, good sir
And another accept (or decline, as it were)
Now on, Karkat Vantas! On, Gary Oak!
And we'll see who's victorious, ere wind clear the smoke.
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Now, this may seem quite redundant at first,
(and as far as skill goes, I may be the worst.)
but it must be said, albeit once more,
That the two aforementioned users must settle the score.
While slam poetry is a form of clever wit,
It's up to Karkat and Gary to settle it.
Others eager to try their hand, I suggest you wait your turn.
Later you may bask in the recognition you've earned.
So, other forumgoers posssibly browsing this thread,
Stop listening to me and wait for the other two instead.

...I'll shut up now.
 
RTB, don't downplay your mad rhyme skillz
That mad beat you dropped right there gave me chills
My last post wasn't merely to show off my swing
But to keep the beat going, and warn our friend the THING.
 
I'm browsing the forums when what do I see?
A couple of noobs and their slam poetry!
It all started when a punk from Pallet Town,
Made a thread and dropped some sick rhymes down,
Witty was the parody that he had used,
But Karkat Vantas was not amused,
Gary thought he could put him in his place,
So the two would settle it face to face.
But then things started to get weird,
Other noobs came in and interfered,
And yes, I can see the hypocrisy,
So I'll shut up now... that's enough from me.
 
Although admittedly I'm not a slam poet,
You're all being idiots and I think that you know it.
I can't rap well, so I'll make this short.
This exchange is lame, and must abort.
A duel between two is not a duel between many,
And I'm not good at this so I'm just going to stop rapping and say Enough! Let these peoples do their thing. I call front row :3
 
Mendatt, we simply mean to keep the line
While we wait for Karkat and Gary to rhyme;
Only THING, I believe, tried to join in the fray
But we all held him back and we pulled him away
Legend and I have the best seats, I think,
But you're welcome to stay and share our Fanta drink!
 
Oh poor, poor, Gary Oak,
On you rhyming words you'll choke.
Sure, rhyming is fun at first,
But you'll soon see you lack the thirst,
The challenge grows challenging, you'll find,
And you've leave this rhyming game behind.

Note I do not say art, no, I say game,
For that is all to which you can lay claim.
For though you have a poet's huge ego and id,
You don't have the talent for the big leagues, kid.

Your obscene introduction was shaky at best,
The rhyme doesn't hold up to the slightest test.
"the" and "back" don't rhyme, neither do "pimpin'" or "bitches"
"eight" and "later"? I laughed so hard I ripped my stitches.

I'd better go see a doctor, but when I get back-
Prepare yourself for an almighty slam beat attack!
Humph. Seems I'll have to wait in line-
But after UVK*, then it's my time!

*UVK-You Versus Karkat
 
Coroxn, my friend, it seems you're mistaken;
The honor of slam-dueling Oak has been taken
I hate to sound so awfully god damn repetitive
But Karkat will compete in this rhyming competitive

However, if it's an opponent you seek
I'll take you on gladly, and show that you're weak
You just name the place, and you name the time
And I'll mess you up with my Omskivar rhyme

Now hearken my words, to one and to all
To member and guest, to big and to small
Stop trying to slip into this great contest
'Tis Karkat and Gary, and NONE OF THE REST!
 
Omniskivar my friend,
Did I not point that out?
When their match does end,
Then Oak and I will bout.

It's a challenge, I see,
That you are instigating,
The place-Insanity,
It should be invigorating.

Before you throw accusations,
All over the place,
Let me throw some revelations,
Right at your face!

My last two lines say,
That when they* are done,
We** shall face off that day,
Understand now, my son?

*Oak and Karkat
**Oak and I
 
Now bros, I really don't see what's so wrong
With us slammin' away till they get it on.
We here, we're just rappin to pass us some time,
Till Karkat and Gary are on the front lines.
I must admit, now I sound quite hipocritical.
But I recently found that this wasn't so difficult.
So Karkat. Come quick to stop all this madness,
This ain't Sparta, it's just turnin' to badness.
 
Coroxn said:
Omniskivar my friend,
Did I not point that out?
When their match does end,
Then Oak and I will bout.

It's a challenge, I see,
That you are instigating,
The place-Insanity,
It should be invigorating.

Before you throw accusations,
All over the place,
Let me throw some revelations,
Right at your face!

My last two lines say,
That when they* are done,
We** shall face off that day,
Understand now, my son?

*Oak and Karkat
**Oak and I
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Do not insinuate that you are my dad;
He's a far better father than many have had
I'm sorry for skimming, instead of for reading,
The results I drew were very misleading
You are right of course, and I apologize
You've left me quite humbled and consid'rably less wise
If you make the thread, I shall answer teh call
But you don't know who you are dealing with at all.

This madness has gone on far too long
Time for Karkat to come and duel Oak in song
Who will summon the man to defeat this new foe?
I'll send him a Visitor's Message; I'll go.
 
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Huh?

What's that, little man? You want to have a rap-off with the ONE, the ONLY, the Karkat?

Don't make me laugh little pipsqueak, I'll fuck ya shit up good
Pallet Town pales in comparison to an Alternian hood
So do ya really want to hurt me, or make me cry?
I kindly suggest you desert me, or someone's gonna die...

(metaphorically speaking, of course. I don't endorse murder)

Now bitch, please, though I'm intrigued by your fight-in' spirit
I'm waaay out of your league, your ass is nowhere near it
I can chill you to the bone like a refrigerator,
I've got the gravitas of Newton or a mile-long alligator
But I'm still pretty sweet, like a sweet potater

You're pretty arrogant, think you can set the world on fire,
But cool down bitch, lest your passion become a funeral pyre
And yes, I stole that last rhyme from a song by the Doors
But I'm not the one who's wasting time having sex with cheap whores

So kid, calm yo' ass down, if you want to fight me
You better prove that you can massacre RTB
Blade, go make your rap, don't make it crap, cuz you know
Gary talks a good game, but he's really all show
 
This is some delirious biznasty.
I'm authorizing a GOD DAMN, you may swipe it at the door to check yourself into the burn ward.
 
Karkat! As much as I would love to reply
I sadly admit that I must forlornly decry
That a situation has occurred and I am needed elsewhere
I won't be returning until next week, so don't despair.
 
Don't worry, guys. Have no fear.
As Oak steps away, a new challenger appears.
She calls herself View, known to very few
And watch as she surprises with the words she can spew.
 
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