[CUE LIGHTS]

[Green]

I WILL COME OUT IF I WANT /AHOLE/

 

[surskitty]

>:c

...true. Flasheen here needs it more though I mean look at that the guy chases his tail all day

why

You might also need Prozac.

:( It's not good to be mad!

I WILL COME OUT IF I WANT /AHOLE/

I WILL MAIL YOU TO THE BOSS :(

 

[Kai Lucifer]

Speaking of the boss, he's on the phone now. He's wondering where the hell his goddamn Mewtwo is.

(pssst dr. fuji's journal is on cinnibar island and mewtwo didn't blow that up as far as i'm aware)

 

[Green]

YEAH WELL I WILL FUCKING /SHOCK/ HIM DAMMIT

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

You might also need Prozac.

:( It's not good to be mad!

I-- wha--

...do they come in little Pez dispencers?

Also if the green one's being stubborn, then where...?

Didn't you get the yellow one already or something? Now what?

 

[Professor Oak]

Hello there! I'm looking for my motherfucking grandson. Erm... what was his name, again?

 

[Zora of Termina]

Hello there! I'm looking for my motherfucking grandson. Erm... what was his name, again?

*punches in "Douche"*

 

[surskitty]

Speaking of the boss, he's on the phone now. He's wondering where the hell his goddamn Mewtwo is.

(pssst dr. fuji's journal is on cinnibar island and mewtwo didn't blow that up as far as i'm aware)

YOU'RE LYING

(He totally lit it on fire! The whole lab and everrrrrything!)

Hello there! I'm looking for my motherfucking grandson. Erm... what was his name, again?

He's a twerp.

 

[Kai Lucifer]

*punches in "Douche"*

Of all people to beat me to it, it had to be you, didn't it?

(pssst are you team rocket too?)

Sorry Oak, but your motherfucking grandson is in another castle.

I'm pretty sure that Cinnibar wasn't blown up because that's not the island where mewtwo was created- yes giovanni i'll do that.

AS YOUR COMMANDING TEAM ROCKET OFFICER I HAVE PERMISSION TO BLOW YOU THE HELL UP WITH THIS ELECTRODE IF YOU DISOBAY GIOVANNI NOW GO MEET YOUR UNTIMELY DEATH

AND PICK UP THAT FUCKING CREAM, DAMNIT!

 

[Zora of Termina]

Of all people to beat me to it, it had to be you, didn't it?

(pssst are you team rocket too?)

Yes it did. xD

((and yes i am ;DDD))

 

[surskitty]

Of all people to beat me to it, it had to be you, didn't it?

(pssst are you team rocket too?)

Sorry Oak, but your motherfucking grandson is in another castle.

I'm pretty sure that Cinnibar wasn't blown up because that's not the island where mewtwo was created- yes giovanni i'll do that.

AS YOUR COMMANDING TEAM ROCKET OFFICER I HAVE PERMISSION TO BLOW YOU THE HELL UP WITH THIS ELECTRODE IF YOU DISOBAY GIOVANNI NOW GO MEET YOUR UNTIMELY DEATH

AND PICK UP THAT FUCKING CREAM, DAMNIT!

(( I AM SORRY BUT I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE FUNNY OR FUN TO RESPOND TO ))

 

[Professor Oak]

*punches in "Douche"*

Now, now, let's leave the punches to the fighting-types.

He's a twerp.

He certainly is a bother, always leaving women around the lab whenever he visits. I had to fetch Ash's Muk to chase out the last batch!

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

I love your shirt, Mister Oak.

 

[Green]

Now I'm lost.



*Chases tail*

 

[surskitty]

He certainly is a bother, always leaving women around the lab whenever he visits. I had to fetch Ash's Muk to chase out the last batch!

That stinks. He should clean up his act!

 

[Wobbuffet]

You're late.

Wobbuffet! :D

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

That stinks. He should clean up his act!

oh my god you just said that

 

[surskitty]

Wobbuffet! :D

I'm glad you think so!

oh my god you just said that

Was it something I said? :D

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

Was it something I said? :D

orz

good lord the puns make them stop okay you're evil already and shizz just make them stop

 

[surskitty]

orz

good lord the puns make them stop okay you're evil already and shizz just make them stop

We're pretty bad, huh!