Arylett Charnoa

I WILL NOT LET THEM.

ONLY ON TCOD!PLACE.

BUT THAT IS IRL. ON TCOD!PLACE YOU AND ME AND BLAZHY ARE THE OLDEST.

AND ONLY 13.

I BE FIVE FOOT-SEVEN.

I tried that too!... *Shudders* I didn't know potatoes could blow up like that...

Ooooh, they really are! They are so... SQUEALY!

Mmm... *Also squeals*

*Looks down guiltily*

HELLO WIFEY. HOW TALL BEITH THE ARYLETT?

I bought Potato-B-Fat! Works like a charm, too!

Oh, the level of ORGASMIC! *Squeals* I wonder why I have such an attraction to produce-stone bricks?

Yes, fruitcocktailstone does fall flat against a strawberrystone/bananastone combination. Because the alloyed stones really are ORGASMIC! *More squealing*

Oh, dear. Um... band-aids disguised as bacon might help? But if you go into ihop with them... *Trails off* uh... Crush-B-Gone?

:D AWESOME, YOUR HIGHNESS! FACE YOUR FEARS LIKE A RIGHTEOUS QUEEN OF ARYLETTOPIA SHOULD! ALTHOUGH ALMOST THROWING UP IS NOT A GOOD SIGN. YOU SHOULD DRINK SOME TEA AND BREATH SLOWLY.

LINOONE HAS RECEIVED PIECE OF ADVICE! *VIDEOGAME MUSIC* I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND, YOUR HIGHNESS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADVICE!

BUT WAIT! I HAVE THIS! IT'S NOT EVEN THE COMPLETE FIRST PAGE, BUT WHATEVER. SEEMS LIKE I DIDN'T DELETE ALL OF IT. DERP DERP DERP. IN CASE YOU CARE, YOU PLAY AN IMPORTANT ROLE IN NON-EXISTENT PLOT AND SHOWS UP VERY OFTEN. AS IN YOUR-HAIR-IS-EATING-ALL-MY-PENCIL-LEAD OFTEN.

Pies.

Oooh. potato fattener... excellent. *Buys* I'd like to see those little guys stay skinny now!

Ah, bananastoneis exceptional, possibly even beating fruitcocktailstone if it is paired up with some strawberrystone! But until then, fruitcocktailstone is my favorite.

Here you go! They are bit on the heavy side, so be careful not to drop them. You said twenty, right? *Gives twenty bricksheets*

Ack, look what I've done now! I'm so sorry... um... have a band-aid!

Oh. Whoops.

You've never heard of red potatoes? Oh, dear... they are quite extraodinarily delicious, though fattening them up is difficult because they make terrible house pets! They chew on your TV, read all of your books and yell out spoilers.... my, SOOO bad.

Fruitcocktailstone is so very delightful, is it not? Why, it leaves guavastone in the dust, and I can't decide between it and bananastone either!

"Hardcore" is a great way to descibe a brick fanatic like me! And fear not, brickpillowless friend, they happen to make brick sheets, too, if you would like to give them a try!

Ah, no-one ever trusts Russia because of those sneaky leprachauns running through, stirring people up and stealing my gravy!

Why yes, I have some spares! *Tosses* Ouch, sorry, did I um... hit you?... oops... But, do you have some huckleberrystone? *Examines*

Oh, but scurblureen is unmatched with orurooneal!

WHOA. THAT SOUNDS PRETTY SPIFFY. ONLY IF YOU HAVE THE COURAGE TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE FOR ENTERTAINMENT'S SAKE, OF COURSE.

WHOOO CONGRATS. ANY THOUGHTS/COMPLAINTS/WARNINGS/??? FOR A FUTURE AP TEST TAKER?

YEAH... IT'S KINDA SAD. I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN DRAWING AN EPIC OS COMIC THING THAT WILL HAVE ALL THE MEMBERS IN IT AFTER A LONG TIME, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SCAN IT...! >:( DARN YOU, PARENTS!
... ACTUALLY, I HAD THE FIRST PAGE SCANNED, BUT IT WAS TOO LIGHT, SO I DELETED HALF OF IT.

:D THAT IS VERY NICE, ARYLETT! YOUR SCHOOL SOUNDS PRETTY NICE. OR AT LEAST, THAT CLASS SOUNDS PRETTY NICE. MAY I KNOW WHAT KIND OF ASSIGNMENT IT IS? I'M QUITE CURIOUS ABOUT HOW YOU CAN GIVE A SPEECH ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND AND MAKE IT STILL RELATED TO CLASSWORK SOMEHOW.

I'M FINE~ FINALS ARE COMING UP, BUT SINCE MY GRADES ARE PRETTY HIGH, I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY FOR QUITE A FEW OF MY CLASSES~

Thanks! *devours funds*

...I don't want spat-in monkey eyes.

*a monkey steals them*

*guy who runs the charity embezzles the funds*

But I am too poor.