Chopsuey

*Sacrifices it to the RNG Gods.* NOT ANYMORE. AND GOAT BUYING SEASON IS OVER.

HA.

NO IT ISN'T.

FIXEH IT.

JOIN MY MAFIA GAME!

Hrm. Perhaps that's true, but all I need is to get them to spend some time with me. Then they can either see that that's not what I'm after, or run away screaming. :<

Well, I never ask for anything, so I'm asking this time anyway. FREEZE THE TEA!

*kills it again* NOT ANYMORE

HA

NO IT ISN'T

DO IT.

DOESN'T EXIST

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *aspoldes* FUCK! I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WHEN YOU ASPLODED!

POWER PLANT.

*Oh look, it's my kidney* *slapped crudely on the side of a snowman*

...I just found that on teh interwebz somewhurr...

*Foams at mouth*

*Bitchslaps cop who tries to taze me*

*EATS REST OF GOATS*

HA

*revels that that wasn't Lexington, merely a clone, filled with cyanide and dynamite.*

*EATS GOAT*

HAHA

*digests goat*

*whacks you on the head with a trash can while making puns about trash cans*

I think you meant medal, friend.

*pours oil on it, magic barrier deflects the flaming oil at you* :3

*you don't have enough*

That never happened.

*Gets up and stalks after*

Think that's impressive?
A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar, a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat, a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay, a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal, a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub, a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw, a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr, a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim, a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted, a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub, a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood, a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug, a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal, a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap, a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel, a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal, a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag, a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag, a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog, a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit, a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat, a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer, a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid, a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag, a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural, a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall, a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort, a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat, a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall, a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw, a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray, an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion, a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman, a bater, a canal - Panama!

*Onoez u gots rabiez*

Hey look! The cops are all going to the front door! *Sneaks out back*

Hey, I'd use that. I'd probably not get anything from it anyway, but anything to make myself not looking like Herman Munster to the ladies is worth a try.

Oh, no, not at all! By all means, kill me. I'd just like to see hot tea freeze before my eyes before you do, is that so much to ask? :'(

*Is dead (?)*

Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
^More backwards epicness.

*Onoez it bit me*

NOBODY PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THE RANDOM DUDE WALKING OFF WITH THE REGISTER~

OH.

WUT

*uses Tazer on the water*

Believe me, if such a thing existed, I'd be the first buyer. :/

Damn, you're on to me already. I mean, yeah, wouldn't that be cool? Hot tea turns to frozen ice in a second!

WHAT GOAT

HWAT

*uses flamethrower to melt cube and start to set Steele on fire. "TIME TO BROCK 'N' ROLL BABY!!"

*Is not found*

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
^Backwards...yeah.

*Shamwow snaps the pink Shellos*

PENNY?!?!?!?! WHURR?????

...*whacks you on the head with a wet newspaper*

I know, but I still want a medal.

*magic barrier deflects it*

AH! MYSELF!

Did what?

OH NO YOU DON'T! ;;Grabs, electroflarecutes;;

...You are aware that Letts have the ability to sense lying?

...DID YOU RUN AWAY FROM SCHOOL, MISTER?!

THEN GO GO GO GO GO GO! HURRY BEFORE I FROP YOU, PANKHEAD!