"Who has time for ladders." well, given that I'm currently having you run into a ladder repeatedly, you do!
"Hmm? You've got an interesting look on your face." he's got a giant ugly mask on HOW CAN YOU TELL
"Oh my, what a cute boy you are! Do you want some pocket money?" [... facepalm.]
22:37:57 <@Viki> "My, my, what a cute boy you are! Would you like some tea?" ... ... ...
22:38:35 < Verne> tea?
22:38:39 <@Viki> tea?
22:38:46 < Verne> did someone say tea
"Hey, why do you have that thing on your head?" everyone else is wondering that, too, kid.
"Hey, you! That mask ... can I borrow it?" WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6889/whohastimeforladders.png my screen right now
huh, now I'm running around as Sarah. EDGE: "Hey sister, you're looking pale. Are you eating?"
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sarah ...
"Ladders. My, aren't humans helpless."
i am laughing so much
I wonder if I can get her to leave Le Buque so I can find her thoughts on looting corpses ...
"Goodness! You're rather pale... Would you like something to eat?" sarah probably could use a sandwich. or five.
damn, I can't go find her thoughts on looting corpses. CURSE YOU, GAME.
"Well, hello there. Your skin is so white... like the belly of a duck!" wut.
"What does the Bishop look like underneath that mask? I'm just curious." like two of the other bishops, because they are CLOOOOOOOOOOONES
AND NOW, FOR CALERIA NPCS
"Oh, Your Worship! This is a memorable occasion. Could I have your autograph later on?" no.
"Hmm.... Whatcha doin', imitatin' the Bissshop? You fool.... <Hiccup> Thatsa capital offense...! <Hiccup>" I don't think Luc has any choice in the matter of looking like Hikusaak or Sasarai 8)
"Ooh, ehhh...! I'm gonna be sick.... Hey pal, will you rub my back?" Got any sandpaper?
"My, are you the real Bishop? Well now! Won't you take off your mask? I'm sure you're very handsome underneath." But my personality's terrible :)
"Your Worship, will you have a drink with us? We may never have a chance again."
"I... must have had one too many. For a moment, I thought the Bishop was talking to me!"
"Welcome! This is fruit straight from Highland. Have you ever been to Highland, Your Worship?" ... :)
"What, the Bishop? Um, well, uh, I'd like to know what kind of man Bishop Sasarai is. What do you think, Your Worship?" this is the woman who suspects that Luc is secretly hot
"Well, if it isn't His Worship! Um, err, this Sir Albert.... What kind of a man is he?"
"It would be a great honor to temper Your Worship's sword." Unfortunately, that implies Luc can hold a sword without injuring himself.
"Hmm? And who might you be? You have a strange face...." How can you tell?
"I am the Bishop of Harmonia, Sasarai! You, speak up! What's your name?!" ... kid, pick someone else to play pretend with.
"I want to be Sasarai too...." My fanclub is BETTER!!!
MIKE: "Well met, Your Worship! My name is Leonard. I'm just a petty arms salesman, but I hope you'll remember me." ... isn't your name Mike when you're a star. Your nametag says Mike.
"Oh, Your Worship. Would you like a horse from Matilda? They're great runners!" ... well, matilda knights DO spend a lot of time running away.
"Huh? Are you carrying a powerful rune? Just something I felt ..." ... ... ... :|
HORTEZ VII: "Hmm? You have an unusual face." people keep saying that and I really don't know how they can tell
"Hm? What is it with you, young man? Why the mask? Do you have a disease?" yeah, it's called stupidity.
"I wouldn't want to presume to teach His Worship bujutsu skills." The dude has a strength stat of /40/.
the location thing says Seneria for Flame Champion's Hideaway
Ah, found a corpse for Luc to loot. "Hmm. A pity or a blessing?" ... ... ... luc. Well, actually, it didn't have any stuff so I dunno if he's willing to loot corpses, but.
Luc's victory animation against treasure bosses and so on is to try wiping dust off his shoulders.
"You call me evil? That's a serious accusation, missy!" o luc. that's plot text from picking Sarah as one's flame champion, but.
"Go ahead and resist. It'll give me a chance to practice my powers of persuasion!" ... Luc, normal people not make friends with Eternal Wind or Pale Palace or by summoning chimeras.
"I have an idea... but that female knight ... her nature as a hero..." Hah! Some Luc text DOES change based on FC.