Frozen, but with major characters gender-swapped. The princesses become exceedingly heterosexual with a Dave-Dirk relationship. Olaf becomes Brolaf. Anna is Andrew and Elsa is Elmore. Kristoff is Kristiana and rides a female reindeer named Svenya. Excessive bro puns. Only an act of true bromance can thaw a frozen scrotum. Andrew is shot in the crotch by Elmore on accident and loses his sex drive. Hans becomes Gret. And so on.