Not Meowth

Knw aonwd1

Not quite.

aatia

*The Aipom chases after you*

ah

Yeah. XD

LOOK AT THAT HAIR

Okay, you're responsible for me waking up the whole house with snorts of laughter XD

*sits down and waits as well*

One, TWO, three, four, five, eleventeen, purple, feelkle, and bleck. DUUUH.

And it's growing mold. :< Eeeeeww.

Hahaha, that got a laugh out of me.

Yes, but none of them are exactly Pearls either.

If they were two (2), that would be funner.

Also, I'm stalking the conversation where blazheirio889 said she's stalking this conversation.

It's a number. Stop fooling around or I'll start calling you Epically Saucy Spicemike.

Don't distract us from the original question and then cause us to go off on a totally different and unrelated tangent again that's nonsensical. There were two choices, sexy waitress and waxy seitress. Pick one, or both that you thought I was.

I like that :3

THAT WOULD BE EPIC. Ttly needs to happen

*takes out another and starts chewing it-

Wait.

There's not nine options. There's only two.

D: (REPLY TO MY IDEAS THOUGH DAMMIT. xD)

Well that's random. But, uh, maybe he's copying the other toys: he doesn't know a whole lot about the world and if everyone else is scrambling for cover when the giants come in then he should too, because as far as he knows they could be dangerous.

Yes.

Ignoring all your top stuff 'cause I want to get to the bottom

Meh, I'm just not fond of 1-5 in general. It didn't quite fit with the timeline of the rest of the series, and Phoenix seemed somewhat out of character. :/

SO. There are two distinct universes. In one, a lawyer named Phoenix Wright goes around and does shit. This is the universe of the first three games sans 1-5 and AAI. The games write that he also did 1-5 and AJ, though. So how to solve this discrepancy?

Phoenix Wright of 1-5 and AJ is not Phoenix Wright. He is a completely different lawyer named Nepas Draco ("Ne pas" being the French terms to make something negative, and "draco" being dragon). Nepas Draco takes on 1-5 and also all of AJ. Mike Meekins and Ema Skye appear in 1-5 and AJ... but not in AAI, because Edgey recognized them in AAI, which would cause problems since the prosecutor in 1-5 also isn't Edgey. It's a Fake Edgey. I don't have a good name for him though. So the Ema and Meekins in AAI are Alternate People whom the actual Edgey met in cases beforehand, cases that we never learn about in the scope of the games.

There. Any questions? I explained it poorly but hey.

ME LOVE CHEESOID

CHEESOID IS LOVED

CHEESOID REMINDS ME OF A DALEK