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  • Chopsuey
    The trouble is.... I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE MIGHT BE HIRED. ;_;

    *Puts a trampoline on the ground below you*
    Chopsuey
    I might. If no-one else gets it before me. D:

    *Blinds you with pepper spray* You might get it, but you won't see it! :D
    Chopsuey
    GO TO WORK. Oh, I might get a job, I forgots to tell you. :D

    *Puts magnesium and salt in the tea* THERE. NOW, THEORATICALLY, WHEN THAT TEA THAWS, IT WILL MIX WITH THE COMPOUND AND CREATE A MINOR EXPLOSION WHICH WILL RUIN YOU CHANCES OF FROZEN TEA!
    Chopsuey
    JUST KNOCK ONE OUT AND GLUE HER TO A CHAIR.

    Since when is freezing tea where you can't see it 'torture'? (Ironically, I have some tea right here)
    M&F
    Well, to be honest, it's less like "you got lucky" and more like "your opponent got horribly careless".
    Chopsuey
    Ah. *MILES (?) AWAY* I will wait patiently for the results.

    Drink it, the I will freeze your deceased body, which would technically be freezing the tea. Only it would be in your stomach or bladder.
    Chopsuey
    Ah. But is still would look like you just wanted to get laid by random girls. >:

    Yes, that is so much to ask. *Sips non-Cyanide tea*
    Chopsuey
    I think it does exist... more of a thing that turns girls on, though. Not something that makes them fall in lurve with you. :P

    Yes, it would be cool AND YOU ARE TRYING TO DIVERT ME FROM KILLING YOU BY TRYING TO TALK ME INTO FREEZING THE TEA TO POSSIBLY KILL HARMFUL MICROBES! HOW DARE YOU!
    Chopsuey
    Or just use an overdose of female attractant, so you won't be stuck with monkeys or demonic cars. *Meters away more*

    Yum. But liquid nitrogen would freeze it. D:
    Chopsuey
    Oh. That kind of sucks. *Meters (?) away*

    Well then. *Pulls out a bottle labeled 'Cyanide' and pours some into your tea*
    Chopsuey
    ...I THINK I'm gonna stick to breeding with girls. *Inches away more*

    Or I could just throw you off a cliff and never have to find a way around that!
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