Bastard Mafia

[JackPK]

Nobody knew what to expect. But as the sun set, they knew they still had to wait some time before the dawn.

48 hours for night actions.

 

[JackPK]

Everybody woke up!

I'm just gonna stand over here and watch you guys talk.

Nobody died.
48 hours for day phase discussion.

 

[Flora]

I love this game so much already.

How the hell did no one die night 1.

 

[Eifie]

Ah... I see why Jack wanted me to join this game! I wonder if there will be a non-puppy tax in store for Flora...!

 

[Zero Moment]

I'm smelling a lot of enthusiasm in the air tonight.

 

[Eifie]

Hmph! None of these dogs can live up to my majesty...

Well, my beta followers, let's get to it! I'll start.

At the end of last night phase, I got a PM saying that VM is indubitably quirky. I have no idea how this happened, or what this means. Any ideas?

 

[M&F]

Hmmm. My alignment is down as plain ol' innocent, so either we have some funny alignments mixed in with regular ones, or your mystery messenger gets weird ass results. Maybe they know what it's supposed to mean, but would end up outing themself too early if they were to go ahead and explain.

Also,

 

[Superbird]

Spoiler: When in Rome...

I think Eifie's telling the truth - I got a similar PM at the end of the night saying Altissimo was sleepy. And I don't think it actually is saying anything about alignment - I would have trouble thinking that there are two factions named quirky and sleepy. I feel like there are more adjectives yet to be found and we will have them delivered to us later.

I have so many questions about this game but I doubt any of them are going to be answered. In the meantime, better not violate the apparent dog pictures rule, I think there was a game a long time ago where people were actually modkilled for not putting certain pictures in their posts?

 

[Eifie]

Spoiler: When in Rome...

I think Eifie's telling the truth - I got a similar PM at the end of the night saying Altissimo was sleepy. And I don't think it actually is saying anything about alignment - I would have trouble thinking that there are two factions named quirky and sleepy. I feel like there are more adjectives yet to be found and we will have them delivered to us later.

I have so many questions about this game but I doubt any of them are going to be answered. In the meantime, better not violate the apparent dog pictures rule, I think there was a game a long time ago where people were actually modkilled for not putting certain pictures in their posts?

That was my proposal for Calvinball mafia! Flora's already not been modkilled, so we're probably safe, but why wouldn't you post pictures of puppies?

This is a bastard game, so there could totally be two factions called quirky and sleepy, haha. Not that I actually think that's the case here.

 

[Zapi]

this is already so great

I received a PM saying Eifie was "indubitably resolute", although I received it as a result of my night action so I have no idea why Eifie and Superbird got similar PMs. (I wasn't given any sort of explanation to what this means, though.) This makes me doubt that these adjectives refer to different factions, because three weird factions is highly unlikely, but. Who knows.

obligatory dogpic because why not:

 

[Eifie]

Spoiler: gif

Instead, I am the most stoic and resolute of canines! Even I have no idea what this means!

 

[M&F]

Yeah, you'd be pretty damn hard-pressed to run four factions in a nine-player game, so unless everyone but me has a weird faction (or unless everyone has a weird faction and I just don't get told mine outright since bastard mafia), it's a safe wager that the adjectives refer to something else.

Anyways, I think we're probably not going to lynch anyone today, so, in this meantime, allow me to get one little thing out of sight and out of mind. Die, JackPK.

 

[Eifie]

I dunno, I still want to lynch quirky...

 

[Superbird]

Um, that sounded to me more like a terrorist line? Or Sheriff? Some other daykilling action?

Spoiler: big

I'll wait until a bandwagon starts before voting - there's not much evidence for anyone and this early in the game I'd rather not be haphazard.

 

[Zero Moment]

It may be noted that JackPK is the GM.
It may also be noted that another bastard mafia had everybody's secret win condition to be to lynch the GM.

Spoiler: :P

My Role tells me that Superbird is enthusiastic. Pretty sure these aren't pertaining to factions.

 

[Eifie]

Heh, well, if everyone else is getting results too, I might as well not bother pretending that my result came from some mysterious messenger and not my own role. So, I'm curious... are all of us just inspectors who sniff each other's butts?

 

[Zapi]

Heh, well, if everyone else is getting results too, I might as well not bother pretending that my result came from some mysterious messenger and not my own role. So, I'm curious... are all of us just inspectors who sniff each other's butts?

I certainly am.

 

[Eifie]

Spoiler: gif

Well, if my hypothesis be true, I propose that tonight, we all sniff one single butt in unison! That is: JackPK's butt! Let us discover what secrets it holds!

 

[M&F]

Myself, I can't sniff any more butts because, the last time I tried to sniff something, this happened.

 

[Zero Moment]

Roger Dodger