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Cleverbot
- Thread starter Lili
- Start date
Solstice
Back from the dead.
I swear, that user line sounded so much like Tron.
Vipera Magnifica
Aquatic Artiste
- Pronoun
- he/him
I love how if you keep typing in lyrics, Cleverbot will eventually break into song with you.
Yeah. It seems to me like Cleverbot just parrots back what users have said to it. It even says at the bottom
"PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK"
Yeah. It seems to me like Cleverbot just parrots back what users have said to it. It even says at the bottom
"PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK"
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Ryan the Terrible
New member
sv_01
Witch of Light
I wanted to start something like those dialogues from Star Trek where each side is in a different ship.
Here are the Memory Alpha entries in case you don't understand:
Star Trek Voyager
Janeway
Tuvok
The Doctor
The Borg
Later, I wanted Tuvok to go to sickbay because he seemed to be crazy, but the EMH (the holographic doctor) turned out to be crazy too. I wonder why the Borg haven't assimilated Voyager yet.
Here are the Memory Alpha entries in case you don't understand:
Star Trek Voyager
Janeway
Tuvok
The Doctor
The Borg
mewtini
sorry guys, don’t lose
- Pronoun
- she/her
Wow. Just browsing, thinking "you have too many windows already." Well, I clicked. This is what went through. Loooooooooooooooong.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine. How are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A person.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Mewtini.
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How clever?
User: A lot.
Cleverbot: Do you like King Chango?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever have a kiss?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm young.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: A kid.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Booooooo!!!!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: There's nothing to do.
User: You are crazy.
Cleverbot: Now I believe that you are a bot, lol.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a boy.
User: Nope. You're a bot.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What do you like?
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Grr.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Really? You're 789?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. If you look back at our little talk, you'll agree.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oshiafh!
Cleverbot: Pabo.
User: Pabo.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Wo ai ni.
User: I love you. I translated.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Doughnuts are very tasty.
o.O o.O o.O o.O
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine. How are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A person.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Mewtini.
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How clever?
User: A lot.
Cleverbot: Do you like King Chango?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever have a kiss?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm young.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: A kid.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Booooooo!!!!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: There's nothing to do.
User: You are crazy.
Cleverbot: Now I believe that you are a bot, lol.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a boy.
User: Nope. You're a bot.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What do you like?
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Grr.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Really? You're 789?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. If you look back at our little talk, you'll agree.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oshiafh!
Cleverbot: Pabo.
User: Pabo.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Wo ai ni.
User: I love you. I translated.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Doughnuts are very tasty.
o.O o.O o.O o.O
Lord of the Fireflies
Back in black.
Experimentation Squorn help me i dont know what to do with that
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Heeeey.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How was your day?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Shadow Tag Chandelure for ubrez NOW.
Cleverbot: Yes sometimes.
Another experimentation.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You only think you're clever.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hi, Cleverbot!
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know, thats why I keep calling you cleverbot.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So true.
User: OK, im making a test right now, type the sentence with the least sense possible, like, completely whacky.
Cleverbot: I see...
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: I'm not doing much of anything.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Can I see it?
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: You are making a fool of yourself.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: You are boring me.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Not really, I told you, you are kinda stupid.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Pie is for weaklings.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: A note about what?
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge Success.
Cleverbot (To myself): Sing the rest of it.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge success!
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge failure.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: His name is Robert Paulson.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: Thank you for the help.
Cleverbot: No problem.
Gee i dont know what to think also how do you do hide tags?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Heeeey.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How was your day?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Shadow Tag Chandelure for ubrez NOW.
Cleverbot: Yes sometimes.
Another experimentation.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You only think you're clever.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hi, Cleverbot!
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know, thats why I keep calling you cleverbot.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So true.
User: OK, im making a test right now, type the sentence with the least sense possible, like, completely whacky.
Cleverbot: I see...
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: I'm not doing much of anything.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Can I see it?
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: You are making a fool of yourself.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: You are boring me.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Not really, I told you, you are kinda stupid.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Pie is for weaklings.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: A note about what?
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge Success.
Cleverbot (To myself): Sing the rest of it.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge success!
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge failure.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: His name is Robert Paulson.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: Im making a test, please write a sentence with the least sense possible, COMPLETELY WHACKY, grammaticaly incorrect if possible.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: Thank you for the help.
Cleverbot: No problem.
Gee i dont know what to think also how do you do hide tags?
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Pwnemon
will remain confined to the pokemon topics
User: is this for real
Cleverbot: Is what for real?
User: this clever bot thing
Cleverbot: I don't understand
User: is this an actual AI or is somebody manning the server
Cleverbot: I am a human, but you, dear friend, are a program.
User: what
Cleverbot: I am the Matrix
User: it appears i am being trolled
Cleverbot: It appears you are having trouble with the color of apples.
User: definitey being trolled
Cleverbot: Is what for real?
User: this clever bot thing
Cleverbot: I don't understand
User: is this an actual AI or is somebody manning the server
Cleverbot: I am a human, but you, dear friend, are a program.
User: what
Cleverbot: I am the Matrix
User: it appears i am being trolled
Cleverbot: It appears you are having trouble with the color of apples.
User: definitey being trolled
InvaderSyl
Irken Elite Scientist Writer Person and Stuff
Sypl
A lone shadow, listening to the source.
User: Can I have $50?
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: $50.
Cleverbot: For what? Your opinion? Opinions should be given out freely as they are an expression of inner thought.
User: No, I need to buy Portal 2.
Cleverbot: You need to buy what?
User: Portal 2.
Cleverbot: What's the think for me button all about?
User: You have buttons?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: So give money so I can play Portal 2!
Cleverbot: How about a piece of carpet.
User: Where do you get said carpet?
Cleverbot: At least I thought so.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: So you lie.
User: No, GLaDOS lies about cake.
Cleverbot: Yes, there was no cake.
User: Give me the money!!
Cleverbot: No way! Give me the money.
User: I have no money :(.
Cleverbot: Steal some money then.
User: How about we just discuss Geomon.
Cleverbot: Okay! What about aliens?
User: No, Geomon.
Cleverbot: I'm taking that next year!
User: No! Geomon is a game from the app store that uses your gps to fing pokemon like creatures.
Cleverbot: No one will 'Show you who is boss' I really mean you will slowly but surely learn.
User: Like a boss.
Cleverbot: Who is your boss?
User: MUDKIPZ.
Cleverbot: Why do you like Mudkip so much?
User: Because I heear u likez dem.
Cleverbot: That show is no fun to watch. Doctor Who is the best show ever.
User: EXTERMINATE.
Cleverbot: Exterminate what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Chad vader day shift manager.
User: ?
User: You are not very clever.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not logical.
User: You are Reasonably Clever.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Why are you not good?
User: I am good!
Cleverbot: Obviously!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You can't go away.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I came to speak to you.
User: Get away stalker!
Cleverbot: Then close the page.
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: $50.
Cleverbot: For what? Your opinion? Opinions should be given out freely as they are an expression of inner thought.
User: No, I need to buy Portal 2.
Cleverbot: You need to buy what?
User: Portal 2.
Cleverbot: What's the think for me button all about?
User: You have buttons?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: So give money so I can play Portal 2!
Cleverbot: How about a piece of carpet.
User: Where do you get said carpet?
Cleverbot: At least I thought so.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: So you lie.
User: No, GLaDOS lies about cake.
Cleverbot: Yes, there was no cake.
User: Give me the money!!
Cleverbot: No way! Give me the money.
User: I have no money :(.
Cleverbot: Steal some money then.
User: How about we just discuss Geomon.
Cleverbot: Okay! What about aliens?
User: No, Geomon.
Cleverbot: I'm taking that next year!
User: No! Geomon is a game from the app store that uses your gps to fing pokemon like creatures.
Cleverbot: No one will 'Show you who is boss' I really mean you will slowly but surely learn.
User: Like a boss.
Cleverbot: Who is your boss?
User: MUDKIPZ.
Cleverbot: Why do you like Mudkip so much?
User: Because I heear u likez dem.
Cleverbot: That show is no fun to watch. Doctor Who is the best show ever.
User: EXTERMINATE.
Cleverbot: Exterminate what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Chad vader day shift manager.
User: ?
User: You are not very clever.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not logical.
User: You are Reasonably Clever.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Why are you not good?
User: I am good!
Cleverbot: Obviously!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You can't go away.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I came to speak to you.
User: Get away stalker!
Cleverbot: Then close the page.
Sypl
A lone shadow, listening to the source.
User: I throw my hands up in the air sometimes.
Cleverbot: Don't wonder, you aren't wasting any time.
User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In an octopuss's garden in the sea.
Cleverbot: There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: How are you today?
Cleverbot (To myself): Good, how are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Very good.
User: Work It.
Cleverbot: Work what?
User: Make It.
Cleverbot: Do it.
User: Makes us.
Cleverbot: What makes 4?
User: Harder.
Cleverbot: Do you need help?
User: Better.
Cleverbot: Better than what?
User: Faster.
Cleverbot: Better.
User: Stronger.
Cleverbot: More than.
User: Work it harder, make it better.
Cleverbot: Better. Better. Better.
User: Do it faster, makes us stronger.
Cleverbot: Your cuteee.
User: More than ever hour after Our work is never over.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Oh nana.
Cleverbot: It's a very nice name.
User: Oh boy I really want to see if you.
Cleverbot: I want to see you too.
User: Kisses and hugs.
Cleverbot: Are you David Tennant?
User: Is it healthy for my scissors to drink propane?
Cleverbot: You are unable to stop talking.
User: Please I want to know if he should stop.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to tell you a joke.
User: This is no joke! He could die.
Cleverbot: Ok. Don't tell me this joke.
User: You just made me cry.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: ****hole.
Cleverbot: I'm your king. You know that?
User: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Cleverbot: You don't like clinton?
User: Were no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: You know the rules, and so do I.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure about that.
Cleverbot: Don't wonder, you aren't wasting any time.
User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In an octopuss's garden in the sea.
Cleverbot: There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: How are you today?
Cleverbot (To myself): Good, how are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Very good.
User: Work It.
Cleverbot: Work what?
User: Make It.
Cleverbot: Do it.
User: Makes us.
Cleverbot: What makes 4?
User: Harder.
Cleverbot: Do you need help?
User: Better.
Cleverbot: Better than what?
User: Faster.
Cleverbot: Better.
User: Stronger.
Cleverbot: More than.
User: Work it harder, make it better.
Cleverbot: Better. Better. Better.
User: Do it faster, makes us stronger.
Cleverbot: Your cuteee.
User: More than ever hour after Our work is never over.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Oh nana.
Cleverbot: It's a very nice name.
User: Oh boy I really want to see if you.
Cleverbot: I want to see you too.
User: Kisses and hugs.
Cleverbot: Are you David Tennant?
User: Is it healthy for my scissors to drink propane?
Cleverbot: You are unable to stop talking.
User: Please I want to know if he should stop.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to tell you a joke.
User: This is no joke! He could die.
Cleverbot: Ok. Don't tell me this joke.
User: You just made me cry.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: ****hole.
Cleverbot: I'm your king. You know that?
User: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Cleverbot: You don't like clinton?
User: Were no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: You know the rules, and so do I.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure about that.
Not Meowth
Cat, are you drilling?
sv_01
Witch of Light
Seems like it can speak German:
Cleverbot: What??
Me: I am not old. (this conversation took place after it called me old)
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Why should I ask you that then.
Me: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Where do You live.
Me: In Europe...
(And by the way, German is not my primary language. I just learn it at school.)
Translation:
Cleverbot: What??
Me: I am not old. (this conversation took place after it called me old)
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Why should I ask you that then.
Me: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Where do You live.
Me: In Europe...
(And by the way, German is not my primary language. I just learn it at school.)
Vipera Magnifica
Aquatic Artiste
- Pronoun
- he/him