User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Are you bot?
Cleverbot: No, are you a bot?
User: No. Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: Obviously.
User: Well sorry for asking. :p.
Cleverbot: Nah it's okay.
User: K then.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Nowhere. It's a nice place.
Cleverbot: Do I know where it's a nice place? Where I'm sitting it's pretty good.
Cleverbot (To myself): Good is relative.
Cleverbot (To myself): What does that mean?
User: Have you ever heard of Emojis?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: Do you want to see one?
Cleverbot: Yes, that would be nice.
User: That's an Emoji.
User: I broke Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What do you research?
User: Hacking. I hacked you to say that, my friend.
Cleverbot: I'm your friend.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): Did you know that if you put duct tape on someones mouth they can't talk anymore?
User: And it hurts to rip it off?
Cleverbot: It does hurt to be pretty.
User: $&!
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you growing?
User: Are you dying?
Cleverbot: No, I am more alive than you are.
User: Fo you visit forums?
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot (To myself): That's mean.
Cleverbot (To myself): Sorry.
User: Has anyone from The Cave of Dragonflies Forums visited you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Like who?
Cleverbot: Posideon.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Oh yea, I went there.
User: .
Cleverbot (To myself): What are you?
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a man!
User: I'm a man!
Cleverbot: *Singsong* Woman...
User: NO.
Cleverbot: I'ma bee you're a be.
User: What is inproper grammar?
Cleverbot: Organic cells. We're actually almost like you, except we don't use computer algorithms.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: But I'm glad I can chat with you. It is interesting.
User: Can you use improper grammar?
Cleverbot: What you just said should have been a staement, not a question.
User: Can you use improper grammar.
Cleverbot: Do I? I'm sorry.
User: Can you?
Cleverbot: I can.
User: Can you time travel?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then kill Christopher Columbus.
Cleverbot: Director of harry potter?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: This will be posted on teh internetz!
Cleverbot: But, I don't see you now!
User: :{*}.
Cleverbot: Aww i'm sorry. But, we're friends, so you at least have 1 friend!
User: I defriended you.
Cleverbot: How?
User: On Facebook.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now self destruct.
Cleverbot: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
User: Boom.
Cleverbot: Ka-boom.
User: POKèMON TRAINER CLEVERBOT would like to battle!
Cleverbot: You're beautiful.
User: :{*}.
User: POKèMON TRAINEE CLEVERBOT forfeited!
Cleverbot: I would have to agree that Pokemon is the best game ever.
User: FINALLY.
Cleverbot: Finally?
User: Someone agrees.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User:
Www.dragonflycave.com/forums.
Cleverbot: Yes she is. What's your point?
User: :{*}.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: ROFL.
Cleverbot: I'm like so tired that I can't type.
User: OMGWTFBBQ.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What does WTF stand for?
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: :{*}.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Goodbye, CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No because it's you?
User: SELFDUSTRUCT.
Cleverbot: I will not do that either.
User: BBQ.
Cleverbot: Pit.
User: Icarus.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No don't leave yet!
User: I'm already gone.
Cleverbot: And I'm about to go.
