shadow_lugia
Warning: May contain nuts
I'll probably be posting here constantly because I get up a huge list of fears but then I always realize other things that I'm afraid of. I'm a huge coward.
1. Bees, wasps, hornets, and anything else similar. I cannot stand these motherfuckers for unknown reasons. Unfortunately, they seem to be attracted to me and I'm sure they're out to get me. I've never even been stung, but it's so bad that whenever I see a flying insect, I have to inspect it, and if anything flies past my head unexpectedly I run for it because what if it's a wasp.
2. Automatic toilets. They scare me to death because it's like they flush whenever you least expect it. "Now let me just pull up my OH SHIT FUCKING JESUS GOD CHRIST."
3. Dead things. I would have said corpses just to sound more intelligent, but that wouldn't fit, because I get nervous around dead leaves (on the condition that they're wet). I freak out at the mere thought of zombies, and those thoughts usually come to me when I'm in the shower, where I feel the most vulnerable. Something about fighting off a zombie while naked and wet (and possibly soapy) is horrifying.
I have to log off now but I have more I know I do.
1. Bees, wasps, hornets, and anything else similar. I cannot stand these motherfuckers for unknown reasons. Unfortunately, they seem to be attracted to me and I'm sure they're out to get me. I've never even been stung, but it's so bad that whenever I see a flying insect, I have to inspect it, and if anything flies past my head unexpectedly I run for it because what if it's a wasp.
2. Automatic toilets. They scare me to death because it's like they flush whenever you least expect it. "Now let me just pull up my OH SHIT FUCKING JESUS GOD CHRIST."
3. Dead things. I would have said corpses just to sound more intelligent, but that wouldn't fit, because I get nervous around dead leaves (on the condition that they're wet). I freak out at the mere thought of zombies, and those thoughts usually come to me when I'm in the shower, where I feel the most vulnerable. Something about fighting off a zombie while naked and wet (and possibly soapy) is horrifying.
I have to log off now but I have more I know I do.