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Famous Last Words...

"Ooh! A train! Let's play chicken!"
"It's okay, I've been handing firearms/fireworks since I was seven!"
"What could happen?" (The classic)
"Hmm, I can't tell what these crates say. Let's use this match and have a look!" (They say TNT)
 
Hold onto your hats guys! ALLAH IS THE GREATEST!
 
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Do they have to be actual quotes?

Anyways,

http://listverse.com/history/20-famous-last-words/ said:
I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct.

Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian

8. Now why did I do that?

Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.

9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!

Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.
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'Don't be silly, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist'

'This can't be right, tell them I said something!' - Mexican rebel Pancho Villa

'Go away. I'm fine.' - H. G. Wells

'If this is dying, it doesn't look like much to me.' - Lytton Strachey

'God will forgive me. It's his job.' - Heinrich Heine

'Why did I do this?' - General William Erskine, after he threw himself off a balcony in Lisbon

'My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us will have to go.' - Oscar Wilde

And, probably the chillest one:
'I'm bored with this all.' - Winston Churchill. He then fell into a coma and died a couple of weeks later.
 
"18 straight whiskeys.. I do believe that's a record."
-Some alcoholic poet, can't remember his name.
 
"Waitaminute, this isn't a violin..."

"Oh, sure, I'll get it for you."

"What's that smell...?"

"You're not a sore loser, are you?"

And, finally:

"Uh-oh."
 
* It's probably just a rash.
* Are you sure the power is off?
* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
*Oops...
*Waite a minute...
* I wonder where the mother bear is.
* I've seen this done on TV.
* These are the good kind of mushrooms.
* It's strong enough for both of us.
* This doesn't taste right.
* I can do that with my eyes closed.
* I've done this before.
* Well, we've made it this far.
* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
* Don't be so superstitious.

And my personal favorite:

*That's odd

This one is an actual quote:
*"Pardonnez-moi, monsieur"
Said by Marie Antoinette, after stepping on her executioners foot.
 
"Oh, Shit." - Probably an airplane pilot
"Et tu, Brute?" - Iulius Caeser
"Quebec is ours!" - Some American dumbass in the American revolution who was shot about 2 seconds after he yelled it.
 
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