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How would you like to die?

A freak pyrotechnic accident after playing the greatest gig in all of history.

Most awesome way to die; quick, cost-effective, and on worldwide television.
 
Personally, I'm of the "if you're going to die, you might as well die with some style" persuasion. Gunshot wound or knife through the heart for preference. Or anything dramatic. I am a sucker for dramatic deaths.

Although I'm sure it's one thing to fantasise about these things and quite another to be faced with them, and the level of pain should surely not be even slightly downplayed, it won't be painful for long, and (as has been said) you only get one chance to experience it. :D

(Old age has been done to death. And who wants to get old and senile, anyway?)
 
i'd like to die when the moon falls into the earth in three days
or by impale-ation to the heart
or have a nuke fall directly on me, cause radiation poisoning would suck
or freeze to death
or die in a bed

But seriously, I kind of lol'd at Zora's post.
 
Cryssie said:
(Old age has been done to death. And who wants to get old and senile, anyway?)
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I can't wait. I'll finally have an excuse to sit around in bed and do nothing all day :D

I don't get why people are so terrified of being old; old people are absolutely awesome and I'm certainly not dreading becoming one.
 
Mike the Foxhog said:
What's wrong with getting some form of crippling physical disability?...
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When did being old become a crippling disability? See, this is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about. Not all old people are drooling vegetables. Just because I'm going to be the laziest retired person on the planet doesn't mean when you hit 70, you can't walk down a street anymore.
 
Dannichu said:
I can't wait. I'll finally have an excuse to sit around in bed and do nothing all day :D

I don't get why people are so terrified of being old; old people are absolutely awesome and I'm certainly not dreading becoming one.
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I sort of am; it's when you become too weak to join in with the world, and what you once loved vanished, replaced by new technology that you can't begin to grasp.
 
If I actually make it to be old, I'm going to be one of those 'cool old people' that knows the modern world well enough to not look retarded but has all these cool 'old people' tricks that you teach to your grandkids despite mild disapproval from their parents. Like the guys in Secondhand Lions.
 
I want to die of either sleeping/old age... or experiencing an orgasm SOOOOOOOOOO OFF THE CHAIN that my body can't function ever afterwards therefore causing me to die.
 
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