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Let's Play Pokemon Emerald! (Canceled due to computer failure)
- Thread starter Blaziking the God General
- Start date
Karkat Vantas
Virile God-Snake Tower of Masculinity
Not Meowth
Cat, are you drilling?
Kali the Flygon
Devourer of Sandshrews
Blaziking the God General
Replicaaa!
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!
Well, I think it's pretty unanimous that I'm getting a Tropius named Bananafone by this time. XD
Also! I will not return to older routes/towns to get Pokemon unless I have to in order to progress the game. So for example, unless I need to return to Route 102 for some reason, I will not be adding a Ralts to my team. So suggestions for Taillow and stuff will not be taken at this point.
I had 222 pictures for this installment, so obviously I had to trim them down. Therefore, some NPC and story dialogue has been cut. I've kept the essential stuff though, so don't worry. Enjoy!
Part Five: RUFBIES!
So looks like we're off to chase some asshole. Yayz.
Remembering I need some whore to Cut and Flash for me (if you know what I mean) I decide to capture this chap.
Sounds good.
Along the way, I meet this nerd, who thinks that Roxanne is elegant.
Sucks to be you then.
Are you saying I can't practice my yodeling in there?
Well fuck.
I then decide to take out my anger on some other people.
Oopsies.
......
Who's PEEKO?
Not your PEEKO!
Oh I will come and get some. And you will like it!
You took a seagull hostage and expected it to work out well? That's like taking a cheese doodle hostage and hoping for someone to repay you with $50. It ain't happening.
He's a smart criminal, ain't he?
If by "career in crime" you mean "taking a dudes goods and some seagull" then I really think that you need to look up the word "crime".
This guy blabbers about something involving "Boss" "Devon" and "tacos" if I remember correctly.
Ohhh, so THIS is PEEKO.
Just tell her not to bother me for food when I'm at the beach. If I'm going to give you food, I will do so without you taking a dump on me, thank you very much.
Mr. Briney? Really gamefreak?
So I decide to head through the tunnel and discover that SURPRISE there are rocks blocking my way. Let's see what we can do about this...
Oh wait, it leads to Verdanturf? That's where that Waldo kid went. Why on earth would I want to go there?
Try not to let some guy take your goods again. Okay?
At least SOMEONE realizes my potential.
Stop SHOUTING at me WOMAN I just got your GODDAMN GOODS back.
No you stupid whore! I will not deliver this for you! Do I look like a deliveryman to you? Huh? No! I didn't think so! I am a goddamn Pokemon trainer and I demand to be treated as such. In the past 24 hours I have been promised shrooms and I still have yet to receive them, and I have also been ridiculed about my appearance, shown up by some stupid Wallace kid, and had to help some Prof. Bitch dude unwillingly! DO YOU THINK I WANT TO DELIVER YOUR FUCKING PACKAGE AND YOUR GODDAMN LETTER? NO! I DO NOT! This stupid whore is too incompetent to even have a Pokemon with him! Why the fuck was he in the forest in the first place? Shouldn't he be fired for his fucking incompetence? You people piss me off! I am going to set fire to this building and then I am going to shoot you and then shoot your employee and then I will take your corpses and bring them back to life and bludgeon both of you with HM WHORE until you are no longer conscious and then I'll through you into a hotel room with a dead stripper and you'll both think that you killed her and then you'll have to run away from the cops because you'll think that you actually killed a stripper when you actually different and then you'll accidentally kill someone else and the police will come and taser you and you know what?
I'LL BE LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!
And I could go on all day about-
...Oh...well...um...thank you...uh...well this is really awkward.
Really?
Oh, well, that sucks.
Sounds pretty cool!
Well geez everyone here is super productive aren't they?
o rly?
=O Shocking!
And let me guess, it's not-
...
whoawhoawhoa wait a minute here. So these guys can't make a Poke Ball, which they have technology, they can't create a device that can easier communicate with Pokemon, they can't reproduce Pokemon dreams, BUT THEY CAN REVIVE A LIVING BEING FROM A FUCKING ROCK?
And it's not working.
Maybe you should help out some of your failing coworkers.
Oh joy!
Um...well...okay...
O_O;;;;
In just mere moments, he went from honorable and respectable to a freaking creeper.
Oh shit! It's that whore! Maybe I can avoid her...
DAMMIT!
Well this is just awful. I only have two contacts in my Pokenav, and they're some creepy old man and this slut. This is not how I wanted my first phone to work out...
*sigh* Fine fine fine, but only to make you go away!
That didn't stop you before...
I then proceed to beet her only using Kam.
Good to know. Okay, I'm leaving now bye bye.
AND THEN I GOT PEOPLE'S POKENAV NUMBERS AND SHIT AND I FOUND THIS.
AND I WAS ALL a;dslkgjs;fdlg;lkagds; RARE POKEMON MUST CATCH.
AND THEN I PROCEEDED NOT TO USE IT EVER AGAIN.
(Note: If you want me to use it, feel free to tell me and I probably will)
Hey look, Mr. Briney has a boat!
And of course, instead of being badass and stealing it, we decide to ask him for it.
Ummm.....
Maybe I should come back later...
Indeed I do.
Tell PEEKO not to take a dump on me, kay?
On the way, me padre calls me up on the telephone.
WHY IS HE GIVING AWAY MY NUMBER?
This Mr. Stone is becoming creepier by the second.
Aaaand we arrive in Dewford Town. A lovely beach town that is filled with less people who point out the obvious and more people who are just plain creepy.
Told you so.
As you can see, all of those people are really quite sketchy.
Anyways, apparently Steven is in a cave, and we must find him.
...and this thing looks very badass! Must get!
:DDD
I know just what to call it! It has a ruby on its chest, so I'll call it...
RUFIES!!
NO WAIT FUCK I MEANT RUBIES NOT RUFIES!!!
Hey there.
Here, I has letter for you.
You know what, you don't need to bother. Last time I got a gift it just lead to some pedophile watching me.
For once, a sane person realizes my potential! :D
Now that we're done with that little errand, we're off to the gym!
I think I like the sailor dude better.
Ohai.
Yaaay Brawly! I have Rufies to deal with you!
He can be really difficult, actually. His Pokemon spam Bulk Up and can do shitloads of damage to you after the fact, while you can barely touch them. With Sableye, you're basically unaffected by all of their moves, and all you really have to do is use Night Shade and they'll all go down quickly. Dustox is another good option, due to its resistance to fighting attacks, and overall good defense.
Thank God for Rufies!
So where will our adventures take us next? Tune in next time to find out! :D
Keep the requests coming, and tell me if you want me to use that Seedot. If no one tells me to use it before the next installment, I'm ditching it.
And I hope you all enjoyed Rufies!
Well, I think it's pretty unanimous that I'm getting a Tropius named Bananafone by this time. XD
Also! I will not return to older routes/towns to get Pokemon unless I have to in order to progress the game. So for example, unless I need to return to Route 102 for some reason, I will not be adding a Ralts to my team. So suggestions for Taillow and stuff will not be taken at this point.
I had 222 pictures for this installment, so obviously I had to trim them down. Therefore, some NPC and story dialogue has been cut. I've kept the essential stuff though, so don't worry. Enjoy!
Part Five: RU
So looks like we're off to chase some asshole. Yayz.
Remembering I need some whore to Cut and Flash for me (if you know what I mean) I decide to capture this chap.
Sounds good.
Along the way, I meet this nerd, who thinks that Roxanne is elegant.
Sucks to be you then.
Are you saying I can't practice my yodeling in there?
Well fuck.
I then decide to take out my anger on some other people.
Oopsies.
......
Who's PEEKO?
Not your PEEKO!
Oh I will come and get some. And you will like it!
You took a seagull hostage and expected it to work out well? That's like taking a cheese doodle hostage and hoping for someone to repay you with $50. It ain't happening.
He's a smart criminal, ain't he?
If by "career in crime" you mean "taking a dudes goods and some seagull" then I really think that you need to look up the word "crime".
This guy blabbers about something involving "Boss" "Devon" and "tacos" if I remember correctly.
Ohhh, so THIS is PEEKO.
Just tell her not to bother me for food when I'm at the beach. If I'm going to give you food, I will do so without you taking a dump on me, thank you very much.
Mr. Briney? Really gamefreak?
So I decide to head through the tunnel and discover that SURPRISE there are rocks blocking my way. Let's see what we can do about this...
Oh wait, it leads to Verdanturf? That's where that Waldo kid went. Why on earth would I want to go there?
Try not to let some guy take your goods again. Okay?
At least SOMEONE realizes my potential.
Stop SHOUTING at me WOMAN I just got your GODDAMN GOODS back.
No you stupid whore! I will not deliver this for you! Do I look like a deliveryman to you? Huh? No! I didn't think so! I am a goddamn Pokemon trainer and I demand to be treated as such. In the past 24 hours I have been promised shrooms and I still have yet to receive them, and I have also been ridiculed about my appearance, shown up by some stupid Wallace kid, and had to help some Prof. Bitch dude unwillingly! DO YOU THINK I WANT TO DELIVER YOUR FUCKING PACKAGE AND YOUR GODDAMN LETTER? NO! I DO NOT! This stupid whore is too incompetent to even have a Pokemon with him! Why the fuck was he in the forest in the first place? Shouldn't he be fired for his fucking incompetence? You people piss me off! I am going to set fire to this building and then I am going to shoot you and then shoot your employee and then I will take your corpses and bring them back to life and bludgeon both of you with HM WHORE until you are no longer conscious and then I'll through you into a hotel room with a dead stripper and you'll both think that you killed her and then you'll have to run away from the cops because you'll think that you actually killed a stripper when you actually different and then you'll accidentally kill someone else and the police will come and taser you and you know what?
I'LL BE LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!
And I could go on all day about-
...Oh...well...um...thank you...uh...well this is really awkward.
Really?
Oh, well, that sucks.
Sounds pretty cool!
Well geez everyone here is super productive aren't they?
o rly?
=O Shocking!
And let me guess, it's not-
...
whoawhoawhoa wait a minute here. So these guys can't make a Poke Ball, which they have technology, they can't create a device that can easier communicate with Pokemon, they can't reproduce Pokemon dreams, BUT THEY CAN REVIVE A LIVING BEING FROM A FUCKING ROCK?
And it's not working.
Maybe you should help out some of your failing coworkers.
Oh joy!
Um...well...okay...
O_O;;;;
In just mere moments, he went from honorable and respectable to a freaking creeper.
Oh shit! It's that whore! Maybe I can avoid her...
DAMMIT!
Well this is just awful. I only have two contacts in my Pokenav, and they're some creepy old man and this slut. This is not how I wanted my first phone to work out...
*sigh* Fine fine fine, but only to make you go away!
That didn't stop you before...
I then proceed to beet her only using Kam.
Good to know. Okay, I'm leaving now bye bye.
AND THEN I GOT PEOPLE'S POKENAV NUMBERS AND SHIT AND I FOUND THIS.
AND I WAS ALL a;dslkgjs;fdlg;lkagds; RARE POKEMON MUST CATCH.
AND THEN I PROCEEDED NOT TO USE IT EVER AGAIN.
(Note: If you want me to use it, feel free to tell me and I probably will)
Hey look, Mr. Briney has a boat!
And of course, instead of being badass and stealing it, we decide to ask him for it.
Ummm.....
Maybe I should come back later...
Indeed I do.
Tell PEEKO not to take a dump on me, kay?
On the way, me padre calls me up on the telephone.
WHY IS HE GIVING AWAY MY NUMBER?
This Mr. Stone is becoming creepier by the second.
Aaaand we arrive in Dewford Town. A lovely beach town that is filled with less people who point out the obvious and more people who are just plain creepy.
Told you so.
As you can see, all of those people are really quite sketchy.
Anyways, apparently Steven is in a cave, and we must find him.
...and this thing looks very badass! Must get!
:DDD
I know just what to call it! It has a ruby on its chest, so I'll call it...
RUFIES!!
NO WAIT FUCK I MEANT RUBIES NOT RUFIES!!!
Hey there.
Here, I has letter for you.
You know what, you don't need to bother. Last time I got a gift it just lead to some pedophile watching me.
For once, a sane person realizes my potential! :D
Now that we're done with that little errand, we're off to the gym!
I think I like the sailor dude better.
Ohai.
Yaaay Brawly! I have Rufies to deal with you!
He can be really difficult, actually. His Pokemon spam Bulk Up and can do shitloads of damage to you after the fact, while you can barely touch them. With Sableye, you're basically unaffected by all of their moves, and all you really have to do is use Night Shade and they'll all go down quickly. Dustox is another good option, due to its resistance to fighting attacks, and overall good defense.
Thank God for Rufies!
So where will our adventures take us next? Tune in next time to find out! :D
Keep the requests coming, and tell me if you want me to use that Seedot. If no one tells me to use it before the next installment, I'm ditching it.
And I hope you all enjoyed Rufies!
Karkat Vantas
Virile God-Snake Tower of Masculinity
Not Meowth
Cat, are you drilling?
Togetic
Gone with the wind, perhaps to a happier place.
ZimD
Ben Wade's Assistant Coach
- Pronoun
- he
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!
i fucking love doing this
also just name something "I luv russ", i don't care what or if you never even have it in your party again
if you manage to find a shiny i demand that you name it either Edward or Cullen regardless of gender because it sparkles
i fucking love doing this
also just name something "I luv russ", i don't care what or if you never even have it in your party again
if you manage to find a shiny i demand that you name it either Edward or Cullen regardless of gender because it sparkles
Anomaly 54
Used to be Cheat Master
wolftamer9
So if anybody asks you, you belong to Man on Earth
Blaziking the God General
Replicaaa!
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!
So, photobucket is being a bit retarded right now, so I'll upload the next part later today/tomorrow. In the meantime, there is something I'd like to bring to your attention.
So, basically I'm doing these to alleviate my boredom during the summer. At the pace that the Emerald LP is going, especially when I'm out of school (tomorrow), I don't think that it will last longer than early to mid July. Therefore, I think I need another game to LP. At the moment, I'm thinking that I'm just going to stick to GBA games, since I'm getting used to that, but I'm considering maybe making videos to go along with them for bosses, or maybe making it a complete video LP.
The main matter is that I need to decide upon a game to LP next. I have three games that I am considering, which are as follows:
Pokemon LeafGreen
Golden Sun
Final Fantasy 5 Advance
I'm leaning towards FF5 at the moment, because LeafGreen would seem a bit too repetitive, I think, and I really wouldn't want to LP another Pokemon game again unless it was a video LP, just because one Pokemon game is enough for a picture LP. Golden Sun is another viable option for me, though I just need to finish playing through it once, and play through it another one or two times. I've played through FF5 multiple times, and there would be a good amount of audience input, plus, being a Final Fantasy game, there's more plot to it for me to make fun of.
I'd like to hear your input, though. I'm thinking FF5, and then Golden Sun if I decide to do a third LP. But if you can convince me otherwise, then I would reconsider. Just putting this out there.
So, photobucket is being a bit retarded right now, so I'll upload the next part later today/tomorrow. In the meantime, there is something I'd like to bring to your attention.
So, basically I'm doing these to alleviate my boredom during the summer. At the pace that the Emerald LP is going, especially when I'm out of school (tomorrow), I don't think that it will last longer than early to mid July. Therefore, I think I need another game to LP. At the moment, I'm thinking that I'm just going to stick to GBA games, since I'm getting used to that, but I'm considering maybe making videos to go along with them for bosses, or maybe making it a complete video LP.
The main matter is that I need to decide upon a game to LP next. I have three games that I am considering, which are as follows:
Pokemon LeafGreen
Golden Sun
Final Fantasy 5 Advance
I'm leaning towards FF5 at the moment, because LeafGreen would seem a bit too repetitive, I think, and I really wouldn't want to LP another Pokemon game again unless it was a video LP, just because one Pokemon game is enough for a picture LP. Golden Sun is another viable option for me, though I just need to finish playing through it once, and play through it another one or two times. I've played through FF5 multiple times, and there would be a good amount of audience input, plus, being a Final Fantasy game, there's more plot to it for me to make fun of.
I'd like to hear your input, though. I'm thinking FF5, and then Golden Sun if I decide to do a third LP. But if you can convince me otherwise, then I would reconsider. Just putting this out there.
Not Meowth
Cat, are you drilling?
Blaziking the God General
Replicaaa!
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!
At the moment, yes. If LPing becomes more of a thing for me, than I'll start to branch out a bit more.