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Let's Play Pokemon Emerald! (Canceled due to computer failure)

Blaziking the God General

Blaziking the God General

Replicaaa!
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Due to me having too much time over the summer, I have decided to occupy myself with a picture LP of Pokemon Emerald. Like in most LP's, the audience (you people) will be able to choose certain things. You will be able to decide upon the names for the Pokemon and the name of the character. I'm also going to allow you to pick a few Pokemon to be on the team. There are a couple of Pokemon that I will decide upon, but otherwise you will choose a fair few Pokemon that I will be using. If you have any other requests for Pokemon for me to use, let me know.

When requesting Pokemon for me to use, just post a message saying what Pokemon you would like. I will ask people for an actual name when I get it, or I will come up with one myself.

I hope to make this as interesting and fun as possible, and since I'll be getting lots of extra time it will be nice to have something to do with it so, without further ado, here it is!

Team at Present:
Lv. 18 My Bitch the Marshtomp
Lv. 18 Kam the Dustox
Lv. 20 Rufies the Sableye
Lv. 20 Frederick the Electrike

Part 1: Snakes on a Plane? (See below)
Part 2: Bob Meets My Bitch


Part 1: Snakes on a Plane?
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OMG THE MOVIES STARTING.
SHUT UP PEOPLE IN BACK.
Blaziking


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HEY ASSHOLE UP FRONT! YOU'RE BLOCKING THE SCREEN!


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Meet May. 12. Place of Residence: Littleroot Town.
That dour looking chap next to her is Frederick von Shnouzer. He was born and raised in the streets of New York, and he don't take no shit from nobody.


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In this picture, we meet the fail team.


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Ah, yes, the fail team. Known for their utter failing in everything. Aside from the pure badassness of Frederick von Shnouzer, and the occasional usefulness of that Flygon, we see that May has a Volbeat and an unevolved Torchic.


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AN UNEVOLVED TORCHIC WHO CAN'T EVEN RUN.

GODDAMN INCOMPETENT HEROES.


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Now, you see, THIS is what we need. A red glowy um...fish...thing. Meh, I'll probably find hundreds of them by the end of the game.


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He seems rather displeased. May we ask what is the matter?


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Apparantly he's not a fan of talking to resolving issues.


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Ooh. Shiny.


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There's that snake thing again. They should make more movies about snakes being in the air, like flying snakes.

But they don't actually need to fly. They could be on a plane.

And. Um. Well. They could get loose.

And be poisonous.

I would make such an awesome movie maker. :)


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Dude. It's been hours. You forced me to read People magazine goddammit. PEOPLE. I had to read about Angelina Jolie adopting another Asian child while you were off playing with yourself in the back room. We are not on good terms right now, just so you know. You have a lot to do to start earning my trust back.


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More like Professor BITCH amirite?
lol look at me being original.


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You are not Prof. Oak, therefore you cannot be "the Pokemon Professor". My god are all people from Hoenn stupid?


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At times friendly "playmates".


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And "battle" others like us.


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Despite our "closeness" we don't "know" everything about Pokemon.

Anything can sound dirty with quotation marks.


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I find it discriminatory that "Hermaphrodite" is not on this list.

So folks, what are we? Boy? Girl? And if so, what is our name?

Oh, and go ahead and choose and name the starter while you're at it.
 
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Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

A boy.

...using a Mudkip named "u liek me?". Using a Treecko named "namefail". Or just name it "Treecko" and be boring. :x
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

OR A MUDKIP AND NAME IT GREENGILLS OR A SHINY TORCHIC NAMED GREEN 8D;
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

That wouldn't be entertaining.

...AND THE CAPITALS ARE ANNOYING ME.

No, really.
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

A torchic named Bob.

And your name will be bob. And you will be a girl. Because Bob is that cool.
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

No, name it Bobbington!

Also, way to rip off my idea of a Megaman X LP, jerk.
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

Boy. Named....Bobbins? XDDDD

And starter....Treecko. Male. Named Dyson. xDD Don't ask.
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

I must conquer with Leafpool, for it is the only one that made me laugh. Also, be a girl named Bobbington (I agree with Kammington with this one)
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

Name the character something that would cause sentences to go awkward everytime their name is mentioned.

Like "MOM" or "I".
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

Well folks, I was bored today so I have chosen to update. Don't expect updates this frequently, though once I get out of school I'll probably be updating anywhere from once a day to once a week.

Anyways, there were more requests for a boy than there was for a girl, so I am using a boy. Unfortunately, Bobbington does not fit the name length for a character. Mudkip appeared to be the more prevalent choice, and fear not, for I have named it My Bitch (coincidentially, it's a female too!)

Alright, enough with the formalities, onwards we go!

Part Two: Bob Meets My Bitch
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We can either play as this kind soul...

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...or this stupid slutty whore.

I don't know which to choose...

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Hmm. This name seems to be lacking some "oomph".

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Much better.

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Wait, you live there too?

Shit.

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Unfortunately, friendships can't be formed with ANTISOCIAL PEOPLE.

Yes, I'm looking at you BOB.

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Are you shitting me? I plan on never meeting you ever again. Remember what happened last time I decided to go see you?

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Yeah. That's what happened.

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Our kind and considerate mother places BOB in the back with all of the heavy boxes that could crush him if they fell.

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No, it's actually quite fun and enjoyable. Maybe you should give it a try next time.

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Oh shit, does that mean that that Prof. Botch guy is around?

Get in the house. Quick.

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Well, I do admit, it does look rather pretty in here...

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I hope they get paid. That could be breaking the law, you know.

Looks like our mother is in some deep shit. That's actually kind of badass, to be honest.

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Hugo?

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The guy must watch Lost.

Speaking of which, I wonder what's on TV.

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Well shit. If we can't watch TV, what can we do? Read? Psssh. Don't make me laugh.

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I love it. You know, if you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it sista 'cause it's mine now. But now look, you have no room. What now beyotch?

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BOB: *snores loudly*

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I can't come any faster!

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Aha, so that is why he was not participating in the big move!

At least we actually have a father in this Pokemon game. I guess there's a first for everything.

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Darn, I missed it. You know, if BOB's mother had shut up, I actually could have seen the goddamn interview. NICE JOB BITCH.

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You're a regular Sherlock Holmes aren't you?

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Oh really? What's his name?

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Does my father have any common sense?

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HE'S MY NEIGHBOR?

So that's who I saw looking out of the window from the house across the street... *shifty eyes*

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Wait, if he's rarely at home, then who was staring at me from across the street...?

I need to get out of this town.

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WHAT IS IT WHORE?

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Who gives a shit?

Well apparently she does, which means that I can't leave this god-forsaken town.

I guess I have visit Professor Butch.

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Ah, yes I am! Sorry for barging in like this, but-

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Well that's great but let me explain myself for barging in like-

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With that, we see the most irresponsible mother in the history of the world.

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May has a ball? Why only one?

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Wait...those eyes...and clothes...I know you from somewhere...

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YOU'RE THAT FREAK WHO WAS WATCHING ME FROM THE WINDOW!

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Did he say that I was good-looking or something? Because if so, that's still creepy.

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Well she's eager to be friends...

Hmm...something's fishy here...

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Why did her mother let me up here?

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OH MY GOD SHE'S A PROSTITUTE. SHE AND HER FAMILY THINK THAT I'M A CUSTOMER.

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What, did you think BOB wasn't going to make a move?

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That's fan-fucking-tastic

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Whatever happened to "Don't go out there without Pokemon!" Maybe YOU should go out there oh wise and knowledgeable one.

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OH NO. GOD NO! HELP! IT'S PROFESSOR BEACH!

Birch: It's Birch!

Whatever.

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You know, if there weren't free Pokemon involved, I wouldn't do this.

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HEY BITCH YOU LIED. THERE ARE 3 POKEBALLS!

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And we are thrust into an epic battle against...a...um...Zigzagoon...

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...by a Zigzagoon...

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...from a Zigzagoon...

Geez, my respect for this guy is lowering more and more by the second.

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Of course he did.

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Of course I don't.

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Hey, that blood transfusion wasn't for nothing, you know.

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Sweet.

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Mudkip, you will forever be known as My Bitch.

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Oh, that whore.

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God no.

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I already met her and I'd rather not see her again.

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But thou must!

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Hey man, I ain't happy about this, and neither is My Bitch.

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She could always teach me some more about the world's oldest profession. I wouldn't mind.

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Welcome to Route 101. Population: 3. Lots of near useless Pokemon here, but they are useful for grinding up some levels.

If you know what I mean.

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Aaaaaand this is Oldale Town.
yaaay

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Do tell.

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Just like May!

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No. Just no.

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WHY GODDAMMIT?

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Don't you have some sort of life? Why are you spending your time sketching a footprint? I can just imagine this kid's life in a few years.

Kid: (In front of the hospital with a notebook)
Nurse: GTFO WE'VE GOTS A PATIENT!
Kid: WAIT I FOUND A RARE POKEMON'S FOOTPRINT WAIT UNTIL I FINISH SKETCHING IT.

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And Route 103; a wonderful lake-side retreat.

Funny, I smell failure coming from in front of me.

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So that's what the smell was. Makes sense.

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Yeah, My Bitch is actually quite the powerhouse.


Before we go into battle, let's briefly check My Bitch's stats.

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Did a wee bit of grinding, but I'm sure May's done some training too, with years of helping her father and all.

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Or...um...not...

Some highlights from this battle include:

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Aand we win with full HP.

MY BITCH IS TOTALLY BADASS!

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And you're pretty slutty.

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BOB, I think May wants to get in your pants again.

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Over where?

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Oh crap. This should be a rather awkward conversation.

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Way to be supportive of your daughter, Prof. Bench.

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Which is why she has a Lv. 5 Treecko.
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w00t

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No shit Sherlock.

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Not in front of your father, please...

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YAY! NOW MY BITCH AND I HAVE BALLS!

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Alrighty folks! With 5 Poke Balls, we are ready to start our journey!

Get in some Pokemon requests and requests for nicknames while you're at it. I am actually willing to train over 6 Pokemon in this game because I can speed ahead on my emulator when grinding, but I don't think I'll have anymore than 10 Pokemon, so make sure you get your requests in!

Expect an update sometime Saturday or Sunday, unless I'm swamped with homework.
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

My Bitch is amazing. I approve entirely. <3

Zigzagoon named HM WHORE. Just because.
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

A Zigzagoon nicknamed Grandpa. No matter what the gender. xDDDD
 
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