Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!
SOOOO I'll start working on getting new Pokemon for the next part. Like I said earlier, I'm trying to limit the amount of Pokemon I get early on, so I don't think I'll get a Wingull. If I do use one, then I'll wait until later to do so. That said, keep your requests coming! I plan on getting at least one more Pokemon before Brawly, but after that I still have six slots open.
Without further ado, here is part three!
Part Three: So many assholes, you'd think you were in a public restroom!
WHAT NOW SKANK?
Oh wait, it's my mom.
He's even worse than I thought!
I dunno...My Bitch seems kind of suspicious.
Well, I guess my mom likes My Bitch.
Where did you get these? There isn't a shoe store in...well, there isn't a shoe store!
...? Do shoes need instructions?
Move one foot in front of the other and maintain balance. Repeat until you have arrived at your destination!
So anyways, we go running in our running shoes and we run into this beyotch.
Hey. How's it going?
MY BITCH WILL KILL YOU WHEN IT SLAPS ITS MUD.
Well, shit.
Bah, screw this.
w00t
Hey, he asked for it. I'm serious, he did.
SO NOW LET'S SEE HOW BITCHING KAM IS!
....GODDAMNIT KAM!
I hope that guy finished those stupid sketches...
Oh, that's good.
Caption really says all that I'm thinking.
So Kam and My Bitch make me a Pokemon trainer! YAY!
Speaking of Kam, let's give her a try!
Maybe she's got some bitching moves to-
...or not...
Thankfully this trainer is dumb and I'm able to take this Poochyena down with Kam! GO KAM GO KAM GO-
GODDAMNIT KAM!
Teehee!
Alright Kam! Time to redeem yourself!
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH GODDAMNIT YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH-
Hey look! Kam's evolving!
I bet it's superpowerful and badass!
But unfortunately, it's just another coccon.
[It was a Cascoon, and for some reason I forgot to take a picture of it. Oh well]
Ah, Petalburg City! The home of this asshole:
Yeah, no, seriously. This kid is reason enough to stay away!
He said I was pregnant and called me a whore!
To hell, I hope.
You're...leaving?
:D
Well, have fun with that.
In my vast amount of joy, I decided to speak with the townsfolk. None of them are very interesting, so I decided to gaze off into the lake with this guy.
No shit, Sherlock.
Um...okay?
Dude, seriously, get some help. That's a little too deep.
This place scares me. Let's lea-
I s'pose.
Eat? Sleep? Drink? Call for a good time?
Well that's not interesting.
From now on, this picture will be what I say to all the dumbasses in the game.
Oh hey, it is our padre. Wassup?
No thanks to you.
Or us, really. The Pokemon did all the work.
Thanks for the support great father-o-mine!
Right, we need to have a little talk about your friend prof-
Um, excuse me? We were right in the middle of a conversation! Goddamn asshole.
Don't give it to that asshole. He will fail if he is given Pokemon.
:O IT'S YOU!
Thank the lord.
Lonely with your family and cousins? Why of course!
Haha! What a dumbass! What a nincompoop! What a retard! What a-
Fuck.
No, but I must.
Probably just get some stupid Lotad or some-
WHAT A GODDAMN LUCKY ASSHOLE! I HATE YOU!
Good luck catching it. Asshole.
....
I.
am.
going.
to.
kill.
you.
You're pretty unexperienced. Let me take care of-
We aren't on speaking terms right now. Asshole.
What now???
He tells us to head for the next few gyms and fun stuff like that and I just what to get the hell out of this awful town.
Quick pic of Kam, for good measure.
asdfkl; I WAS ALMOST OUT OF HERE CAN'T THIS WAIT?!?!
Hey man, is there something wrong with being a CLEAN child?
At least I'm a badass rookie trainer.
Look no further!
...
COME BACK HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
I'll show him! That stupid asshole! I'll train to be the strongest trainer EVAR!
*foreshadowing hinthint*
Whilst training Kam, I evolved her. Here are my results:
Now it is a badass moth.
That is badass.
Yayz we get a good move!
Hmm, I may have underestimated Kam...
Thanks for reading folks! I'll plan on updating through Rustboro by Monday. The next update after that will probably be around next weekend, maybe. I'm starting up with finals at school, so Imma going to be busy.
Keep posting your requests for Pokemon!