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Let's Play Pokemon Emerald! (Canceled due to computer failure)

Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

NO NO NO! GOTTA HAVE A WURMPLE NAMED PENIS. EXAMPLE BATTLE:

PENIS used String Shot!

PENIS evolved in to Silcoon!

PENIS used Harden!
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

Name a Pokémon "my ass". Preferrably a Grimer or a Numel.

my ass used Focus Punch!
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

So, I'd like to briefly update. I got a Wurmple and named it Kam, as per Kam's first post. I may get a Ralts, if I have the patience, though I might just hold off until later.

The reason I'm not granting all of your requests right now, early game, is because I don't want to catch all 10 Pokemon before the 3rd badge.

But by all means, get your requests for Pokemon in! I have 7 more slots to fill (one is already taken). To help, I need a flying type and a water type, so think of some Pokemon you'd like to see me use of those types. And of other types, of course, but I need suggestions!

I've got the pics all done, so expect another update tomorrow or Saturday!
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

SOOOO I'll start working on getting new Pokemon for the next part. Like I said earlier, I'm trying to limit the amount of Pokemon I get early on, so I don't think I'll get a Wingull. If I do use one, then I'll wait until later to do so. That said, keep your requests coming! I plan on getting at least one more Pokemon before Brawly, but after that I still have six slots open.

Without further ado, here is part three!

Part Three: So many assholes, you'd think you were in a public restroom!

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WHAT NOW SKANK?

Oh wait, it's my mom.

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He's even worse than I thought!

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I dunno...My Bitch seems kind of suspicious.

Well, I guess my mom likes My Bitch.

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Where did you get these? There isn't a shoe store in...well, there isn't a shoe store!

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...? Do shoes need instructions?

Move one foot in front of the other and maintain balance. Repeat until you have arrived at your destination!

So anyways, we go running in our running shoes and we run into this beyotch.

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Hey. How's it going?

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MY BITCH WILL KILL YOU WHEN IT SLAPS ITS MUD.

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Well, shit.

Bah, screw this.

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w00t

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Hey, he asked for it. I'm serious, he did.

SO NOW LET'S SEE HOW BITCHING KAM IS!

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....GODDAMNIT KAM!

I hope that guy finished those stupid sketches...

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Oh, that's good.

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Caption really says all that I'm thinking.

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So Kam and My Bitch make me a Pokemon trainer! YAY!

Speaking of Kam, let's give her a try!

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Maybe she's got some bitching moves to-

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...or not...

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Thankfully this trainer is dumb and I'm able to take this Poochyena down with Kam! GO KAM GO KAM GO-
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GODDAMNIT KAM!

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Teehee!

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Alright Kam! Time to redeem yourself!

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SON OF A FUCKING BITCH GODDAMNIT YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH-

Hey look! Kam's evolving!

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I bet it's superpowerful and badass!

But unfortunately, it's just another coccon.

[It was a Cascoon, and for some reason I forgot to take a picture of it. Oh well]

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Ah, Petalburg City! The home of this asshole:
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Yeah, no, seriously. This kid is reason enough to stay away! He said I was pregnant and called me a whore!

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To hell, I hope.

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You're...leaving?

:D

Well, have fun with that.

In my vast amount of joy, I decided to speak with the townsfolk. None of them are very interesting, so I decided to gaze off into the lake with this guy.

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No shit, Sherlock.

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Um...okay?

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Dude, seriously, get some help. That's a little too deep.

This place scares me. Let's lea-

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I s'pose.

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Eat? Sleep? Drink? Call for a good time?

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Well that's not interesting.

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From now on, this picture will be what I say to all the dumbasses in the game.

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Oh hey, it is our padre. Wassup?

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No thanks to you.

Or us, really. The Pokemon did all the work.

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Thanks for the support great father-o-mine!

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Right, we need to have a little talk about your friend prof-

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Um, excuse me? We were right in the middle of a conversation! Goddamn asshole.

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Don't give it to that asshole. He will fail if he is given Pokemon.

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:O IT'S YOU!

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Thank the lord.

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Lonely with your family and cousins? Why of course!

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Haha! What a dumbass! What a nincompoop! What a retard! What a-

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Fuck.

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No, but I must.

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Probably just get some stupid Lotad or some-

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WHAT A GODDAMN LUCKY ASSHOLE! I HATE YOU!

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Good luck catching it. Asshole.

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....
I.
am.
going.
to.
kill.
you.

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You're pretty unexperienced. Let me take care of-

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We aren't on speaking terms right now. Asshole.

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What now???

He tells us to head for the next few gyms and fun stuff like that and I just what to get the hell out of this awful town.

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Quick pic of Kam, for good measure.

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asdfkl; I WAS ALMOST OUT OF HERE CAN'T THIS WAIT?!?!

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Hey man, is there something wrong with being a CLEAN child?

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At least I'm a badass rookie trainer.

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Look no further!

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...

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COME BACK HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

I'll show him! That stupid asshole! I'll train to be the strongest trainer EVAR!

*foreshadowing hinthint*

Whilst training Kam, I evolved her. Here are my results:

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Now it is a badass moth.

That is badass.

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Yayz we get a good move!

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Hmm, I may have underestimated Kam...


Thanks for reading folks! I'll plan on updating through Rustboro by Monday. The next update after that will probably be around next weekend, maybe. I'm starting up with finals at school, so Imma going to be busy.

Keep posting your requests for Pokemon!
 
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Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

I want something named after me. |D *shot*

Before Brawly? Uh... if you're going in Granite Cave before fighting him, a Sableye, just because I think it would be epic later on. If you're not going in Granite Cave, uh... a Shroomish. For the mushroom factor. Yes.
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

Did it ever occur to you to get a male Wurmple so it could match my gender?

I don't want Birch to rape me.
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

Zubat named "Windows" (Because a Windows 7 ad is on as I type this)

Pweze?
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

Think of something interesting to name the Sableye too because I'm braindead at the moment :x
 
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!

LOLWHUT ANOTHER UPDATE IN 24 HOURS? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

Well, it's me being super bored. Once summer kicks into full gear for me, this might occur more often, but don't expect it.

Thanks for sending in requests for Pokemon! Keep them coming! I've got four Pokemon chosen so far - the two I already have, a Pokemon I had chosen from the start, and one of the Pokemon you requested (I'm not telling you which! :P)

Here it is: Part Four!



Part Four: YOU ARE A SLUT! YOU ARE A SLUT!

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To begin today's episode, we meet this drunk little boy walking around in circles.

I think he's going to have an alcohol issue when he's older.

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Uh-oh, looks like this could be a toughie!

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It's blank stare must mean it's charging for a SUPAH POWERFUL ATTACK ASFALF:LKS:DG WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!

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asdfkjlk;asdfjkl;asdfjkl; IT'S ATTACKINGWHATDOWEDOWE'REGONNADIEWE'REGONNADIEWE'REGO-

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...I meant to do that...

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So after some trainer-fighting, we arrive in Petalburg Woods. Home of all sorts of creepers.

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Like this guy!

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What is he looking for, you ask?

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He is getting his daily source of shrooms! He can't get through the day without them! The exhilarating high of-

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This guy must be wanting some shrooms too. I'm eager to see how this will turn out.

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Devon Researcher? LOL YOU HAVE A FUNNY LAST NAME!

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Why would I help you in your journey to acquire shrooms? There better be some in this for me, young man!

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...maybe...

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What are you going to do, unleash the dogs on me?

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...I guess so.

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You bet I do!

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o rly?

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*ahem* I believe there were some shrooms involved as a reward?

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What is so great about your ball?

Goddamnit I want those shrooms you promised me!

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You have excellent hearing.

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You know what else is a crisis? Me not getting any shrooms. That's what.

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Is your BUG POKEMON big?

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Well that's a conversation killer.

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At the other corner of the lake we find this creepy old lady who talks about the facts of life berries.

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Awesome! I can see some sweet water P-

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D:

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And we're in Rustboro City. There are only a few interesting people here, the others all deserve the "No Shit Sherlock" sign. Instead of showing what they all say and showing the sign, I'll just put the sign up now
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?

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????

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Welcome to the school with the world's worst teacher. He's letting his kids play video games and talk in class!

And he allows some random sketchball to be in the corner!

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Oh. It's THIS asshole again.

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...Scotthole.

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*cough*like me*cough*

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You called?

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Well, yes, but that's not why I'm here.

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Well, um, thanks.

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Hmm, I wonder who?

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Some emo kid lives here?

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...um...thank you?

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Well, I don't mean to brag...

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So there's no emo kid here then?

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What is?

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Uh-oh...I've got a bad feeling about this...

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You sound like my mom.

Thankfully, she doesn't go into a "I'm not a maid" speech.

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Is she the emo kid?

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...
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Well I suppose I can help...

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Speaks for itself, really.

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STOP RIPPING OFF FROM SILPH CO. YOU ASSHOLES!

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;_;

Well, enough chat with the locals. Let's go to the gym!

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An actual challenge?

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Oooh new Pokemon!

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So far I don't see why you're better than other trainers...

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Hi Roxanne. You should get better trainers.

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Alright! First "boss" of the game. She's easy though, I took her down with My Bitch without using anything other than Water Gun. I didn't even need to use an item. She's just plain easy.

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TO OUR BITCH, PERHAPS?

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...or that...that works...

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w00t first badge! :DDDD

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Uh-oh! Something is amiss!

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He will take your goods. And he will like them.

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Well of course I'm fantastic.

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I guess BOB, the miraculous hero must go to save the day, once again!




Thanks for reading! I'll either update early next week or next weekend. It depends on when I get my free time.

Keep sending in requests for Pokemon, and try and think of Pokemon I can get from Slateport onwards!
 
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