Blaziking the God General
Replicaaa!
Re: Let's Play Pokemon Emerald!
Hey! School is out for me tomorrow which means MORE UPDATES YAAAY! This also means that I'll probably be finishing the game faster. At this point, I'm only planning on going through to the E4, and maybe get a video of me challenging Steven. But considering a lot of this game is just battling trainers, I don't see this LP lasting too much into July, unless I somehow become super busy.
Thanks for your requests for Pokemon! Keep them coming! With this video I have four Pokemon, which means I'm still open to use 6 more!
Note: A few things are out of order in this update for various reasons.
Without further ado, Part 6!
Part 6: Trapped in the in the labrynth of pedophilia!
And we're off! To Slateport! Well, if you want to be technical, it's actually the beach outside of Slateport (Route something or other) that has a bunch of little kids who obsess over their "inner tubes".
Hmm? What's that?
Meh, I'm sure I'll never see it again.
NO DUMBASS IT'S ROUTE 110!
...I MEAN 109!
asdfsalkdf STOP GIVING PEOPLE MY PHONE NUMBER. Unless they're cool people. Unfortunately, I have yet to meet anyone remotely cool yet.
That's it. Brawly and I are no longer friends. >:(
You better. You lead a school and you have level 15 Pokemon?
Anyways, I decide not to deal with the trainer traffic on the beach and just move ahead to Mauville.
Not much in Slateport...yet...
What an inviting patch of grass!
And then there was an attack and I was all "NOOOO THE GRASS LIED TO ME!!!!"
And then I saw him. And you know what he just screamed to me?
Badass. That is what he screamed.
That is totally badass beyond all reason.
Only one name suited him, and that name was...
Oh yeah. I went there.
Anyways, one majorly unfortunate thing about Electrike is that it sucks until you get it an electric type attack. So I returned to Rustboro and level him up to Level 20 to learn Spark.
THEN my team and I explored the beach.
Of all the f- oh wait they kind of do.
Sounds delightful.
Well that's good.
Well aren't you quite the activist!
Well, um, that's a...happy...thought...
Good thing nothing like that has EVER happened! *cough*goddamn BP*cough*
A STRIP CLUB ON THE BEACH???? :D
But, unfortunately, there are nothing but a sailor, a little boy, and some ugly chick.
Oh, and this guy.
YOU TRYING TO FATTEN ME UP? WHORE!
Well, we're done on the beach now. We need to go deliever some shit, if I remember correctly.
That would explain why the sea tastes so salty.
Don't you think it's strange how fat people float?
I mean really! There are people with a ton of weight who just go for a swim and float. HOW THE HELL DO THEY MANAGE TO DO THAT?
...oooohhhhh.
But I never payed attention in class so that doesn't help.
lolololol he's a sailor and his name is dock i c wat u did thar gamefreak
...maybe...
Well shit.
What do I look like to everyone, the Digorno delivery man?
Because I'm not.
Because Digorno doesn't deliver.
So I can't look like the Digorno delivery man.
...Would you like some ice for that burn?
Is there a "pitiful antagonists" convention in town or something?
What do you actually NEED in a museum?
O_O Um...no...thank you...
Dude, you should've said that before. I already booked us plane tickets.
/product placement
Well since the museum is full at the moment, I suppose we should explore the rest of Slateport.
I just love my Rufies!
NO WHORE.
But I want to be on TV so why not?
OH BOY OH BOY I'M EXCITED.
You know what? Screw Captain Stern! I refuse to be a delivery boy any more! I'm moving on!
...GODDAMN PIRATES!
Well let's go to the museum, I guess.
Geez, quite the crowd we've got here.
How can you plan nefarious deeds by knowing why water looks blue?
So all that wait was YOUR fault eh?
FINALLY.
CAN'T I RUN ONE GODDAMN FAVOR WITHOUT YOU ASSHOLES INTERFERING???
I proceed to beat their asses in a matter of about a minute.
I totally agree! I'd like to slap the idiot who leads these guys, seeing as how he has a bunch of underlings who SUCK.
Well this is awkward...
There's another failteam?
Well as long as you don't kill any badass and cool people in the process, I'm cool with that.
...you're trying to expand the sea. I think a five year old would understand that.
Okay then. Stop interfering with my favors and we'll call it even.
I am going to bitchslap you!
No reason, I just want to.
I'm sure that won't affect us in any way!
It's the Roaming Asshole!
You bet you did.
Looks like I'll register ANYONE in my pokenav, even an asshole like THIS SCOTT PERSON.
Well let's head off to Mauville, I suppose. I don't think anything make this awful day worse.
I spoke too soon.
At a whorehouse, no doubt.
Those are the last words I ever wanted to hear from you.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Trick House? Sounds...odd...
Well that's not sketchy or anything!
Are you comfortable down there?
...hooray...
Well..uh...thanks...
That's what she said.
Looks like we've hit a dead end in this pedophile's labrynth! WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!
Keep the requests for Pokemon coming in!
Hey! School is out for me tomorrow which means MORE UPDATES YAAAY! This also means that I'll probably be finishing the game faster. At this point, I'm only planning on going through to the E4, and maybe get a video of me challenging Steven. But considering a lot of this game is just battling trainers, I don't see this LP lasting too much into July, unless I somehow become super busy.
Thanks for your requests for Pokemon! Keep them coming! With this video I have four Pokemon, which means I'm still open to use 6 more!
Note: A few things are out of order in this update for various reasons.
Without further ado, Part 6!
Part 6: Trapped in the in the labrynth of pedophilia!
And we're off! To Slateport! Well, if you want to be technical, it's actually the beach outside of Slateport (Route something or other) that has a bunch of little kids who obsess over their "inner tubes".
Hmm? What's that?
Meh, I'm sure I'll never see it again.
NO DUMBASS IT'S ROUTE 110!
...I MEAN 109!
asdfsalkdf STOP GIVING PEOPLE MY PHONE NUMBER. Unless they're cool people. Unfortunately, I have yet to meet anyone remotely cool yet.
That's it. Brawly and I are no longer friends. >:(
You better. You lead a school and you have level 15 Pokemon?
Anyways, I decide not to deal with the trainer traffic on the beach and just move ahead to Mauville.
Not much in Slateport...yet...
What an inviting patch of grass!
And then there was an attack and I was all "NOOOO THE GRASS LIED TO ME!!!!"
And then I saw him. And you know what he just screamed to me?
Badass. That is what he screamed.
That is totally badass beyond all reason.
Only one name suited him, and that name was...
Oh yeah. I went there.
Anyways, one majorly unfortunate thing about Electrike is that it sucks until you get it an electric type attack. So I returned to Rustboro and level him up to Level 20 to learn Spark.
THEN my team and I explored the beach.
Of all the f- oh wait they kind of do.
Sounds delightful.
Well that's good.
Well aren't you quite the activist!
Well, um, that's a...happy...thought...
Good thing nothing like that has EVER happened! *cough*goddamn BP*cough*
A STRIP CLUB ON THE BEACH???? :D
But, unfortunately, there are nothing but a sailor, a little boy, and some ugly chick.
Oh, and this guy.
YOU TRYING TO FATTEN ME UP? WHORE!
Well, we're done on the beach now. We need to go deliever some shit, if I remember correctly.
That would explain why the sea tastes so salty.
Don't you think it's strange how fat people float?
I mean really! There are people with a ton of weight who just go for a swim and float. HOW THE HELL DO THEY MANAGE TO DO THAT?
...oooohhhhh.
But I never payed attention in class so that doesn't help.
lolololol he's a sailor and his name is dock i c wat u did thar gamefreak
...maybe...
Well shit.
What do I look like to everyone, the Digorno delivery man?
Because I'm not.
Because Digorno doesn't deliver.
So I can't look like the Digorno delivery man.
...Would you like some ice for that burn?
Is there a "pitiful antagonists" convention in town or something?
What do you actually NEED in a museum?
O_O Um...no...thank you...
Dude, you should've said that before. I already booked us plane tickets.
/product placement
Well since the museum is full at the moment, I suppose we should explore the rest of Slateport.
I just love my Rufies!
NO WHORE.
But I want to be on TV so why not?
OH BOY OH BOY I'M EXCITED.
You know what? Screw Captain Stern! I refuse to be a delivery boy any more! I'm moving on!
...GODDAMN PIRATES!
Well let's go to the museum, I guess.
Geez, quite the crowd we've got here.
How can you plan nefarious deeds by knowing why water looks blue?
So all that wait was YOUR fault eh?
FINALLY.
CAN'T I RUN ONE GODDAMN FAVOR WITHOUT YOU ASSHOLES INTERFERING???
I proceed to beat their asses in a matter of about a minute.
I totally agree! I'd like to slap the idiot who leads these guys, seeing as how he has a bunch of underlings who SUCK.
Well this is awkward...
There's another failteam?
Well as long as you don't kill any badass and cool people in the process, I'm cool with that.
...you're trying to expand the sea. I think a five year old would understand that.
Okay then. Stop interfering with my favors and we'll call it even.
I am going to bitchslap you!
No reason, I just want to.
I'm sure that won't affect us in any way!
It's the Roaming Asshole!
You bet you did.
Looks like I'll register ANYONE in my pokenav, even an asshole like THIS SCOTT PERSON.
Well let's head off to Mauville, I suppose. I don't think anything make this awful day worse.
I spoke too soon.
At a whorehouse, no doubt.
Those are the last words I ever wanted to hear from you.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Trick House? Sounds...odd...
Well that's not sketchy or anything!
Are you comfortable down there?
...hooray...
Well..uh...thanks...
That's what she said.
Looks like we've hit a dead end in this pedophile's labrynth! WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!
Keep the requests for Pokemon coming in!
