Metallica Fanboy & Grass King vs. Karkat Vantas & Legendaryseeker99 (ref: Squornshellous Beta)

[Squornshellous Beta]

Burn halves physical moves.

 

[Zero Moment]

MONOPOLE IS GOING DOWN
SHUR SHIT HELP ME WITH SOME SPECIAL FIGHTING MOVES

CHANGE OF PLANS
HEAT WAVE AAAAAAAALL THE WAY

Heat Wavex3

Also I realized that Metang's Sp. Attack is waaaay lower than its Attack.

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Okay I don't even get what's going on with the health totals here

 

[Zero Moment]

Okay I don't even get what's going on with the health totals here

I don't get how the energy levels on each Pokemon is no lower than 65.
I would think that they would at least be in the 50s.

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

FiXeD. ThIs Is GoInG tO dRiVe Me InSaNe If It KeEpS uP - oH, tOo LaTe.

 

[Zero Moment]

YOU ARE SUCH AN IGNORAMUS I COULD SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

Okay, pointing out errors is one thing, but do we really need these random posts about stupidity or rage snake or whatever?

 

[Zero Moment]

Edited commands.

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Welp, give me a moment to make an epic image to accompany my commands

 

[Karkat Vantas]

GO, SHUR, EXECUTE YOUR FINAL SOLUTION

SUCKER PUNCH + DYNAMICPUNCH + FOCUS BLAST​

 

[Zero Moment]

Who is it aimed towards?

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

Megatherium. And Karkat? I think I hate you.

 

[Zero Moment]

HAHAHAHAHahAhahaha.....
I have a feeling that this will take a long time to write up.

 

[Negrek]

There's just no way that combo would work. Sucker punch can't raise the priority of an attack unless the two are actually linked, which, given that dynamicpunch is by definition a slow punch, wouldn't happen. Focus blast is a projectile attack and not even related to the first two attacks at all.

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

Ah... my apologies. When a combo fails, I tend to ref the moves being used in rapid succession; guess that wouldn't work here. I guess I should let Karkat reorder, since his orders were based around the idea that it would do that.

 

[shy ♡]

No, you should probably just ref the combo as failing.

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

Unless Negrek has some objection, I'd like to give him the option to change his commands.

 

[Negrek]

It's up to you.

Edit: But I think what Pathos might have meant is, instead of having attacks be used in quick succession when a combo would otherwise fail, you should just have the combo fail altogether. Which is correct.

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

Then yeah, you can repost, Karkat.

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Unrelated, but you forgot to add Rocky Helmet damage

wait, so my epic GIF went to waste? no fair dude :(

Um okay I just need to confirm something with you before I post new commands