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Misreadings and stuff

At the park with my mom:
Me: Watch out! Don't get your hooves muddy!
Mom: What?
Me: Uh, I mean, don't get your boots muddy.
Mom: *eyebrow raise*
 
My mother was humming Row, Row, Row Your Boat and I got it as something from The Pirates Of The Caribbean.
 
"Forum Help" as "Equius"

....I suppose it makes more sense if you consider that the words were bifurcated horizontally and had just read the latest chapter of a BiTcHtItS fanfic including him?
 
I sometimes want to think of some random abbreviation and the first that comes up my mind is HPL even if none of the three letters is involved.
 
"Desperately trying to feel important" as "desperately trying to feel impotent"

o_o
 
I sometimes write or type weird stuff that is not exactly a typo but it's incorrect. Like "ready to meat you" or "Blootooth." The second one reminded me of Equius when I realized my mistake.
 
One time I made Onix forget Stone Edge in order to learn Bind. I thought it said Bide, which is a good move. But Bind is such a weak move that only does ten base damage.
 
"someone in a Hammock" as "someone in a Homestuck". It didn't help that the h was capitalized for some reason.

Also, the other day I misread "Saratoga" as "Surrogia". It was in my history textbook so I was all "wait what there's a real place called Surrogia??" for a split second there.
 
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