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Misreadings and stuff

I think this one is my worst yet.
My friend has this jacket that says "Canal Street". The word canal is spread onto both sides of it.
At first glance, my jaw dropped. "Luise! Why does your jacket say 'Cannibal Street'?!"

I am officially a Derp. :|
 
Problems as Prostitutes.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

duuuuuuuuuuude

Anyways there was this commercial talking about aiding disabled kids! And there was this part with a mother running around with her son and she said "he's a little six year old boy!"

I thought that was

"he's a little sexual boy!"

I don't even know. Seriously.
 
Misseeing~ I saw a jacket that looked like a Machop for a second.....Dammit Pokemon!

Speaking of pokemon, at a school assembly, I swore i heard the word Pokemon, but I doubt it.

Oh, and when my class was re-learning electron shells, every time my teacher said shells, I mistook it for my name.

Was really weird when she said " Shells hold the electrons"......how the fuck do i hold electrons?
 
WEll, yeah, but i mean literally hold them. Like holding a dumbell, where you can feel it. How do i feel electrons? @.@
 
I just misread your post, superbird I misread "All" as "God"

Why must my mind be dumb?
 
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