Misreadings and stuff

[Mai]

That as INSANE NONSENSE.

Not too different.

I didn't notice the difference the first time around.

... And then suddenly, all the vaguely Battle for Asber related misreadings. Hm! Note vaguely.

"How did you become a brony?" as "How did you become a legendary?".

"This one is here" as "This one is bees".

"Team Mawile" as "Team Mafia"! Mawile if you get lynched anytime soon you know why.

 

[Dar]

Presentation as Fish.

.....No comment.

 

[Superbird]

"Encyclopedia" as "Wikipedia".

 

[sv_01]

Brett Erlich as Brett Eldritch

 

[Dar]

I keep reading "supposedly a bug" as "supposedly a blog".

 

[sv_01]

In one level of Scribblenauts, you mustn't awaken the dragon. I knew what it was supposed to be, but my mind kept leaving out the "r."

Something I thought of now:
Person playing Scribblenauts: The Dagon has awoke! *gets smashed with a stone pillar*
Dagon: That's for thinking my name is a species name!

 

[Ivy Newton]

"Sentry" as "Sentret"

I was like "oh cool my new boots are sentret boots!"
Although I'm not quite sure what makes them sentry boots either.

 

[Phantom]

Read "supposedly a bug" as "supposedly a hug".

 

[Ulqi-chan]

"Florence" as "Flowers."

... I'm sorry, Bakura
;~;

 

[Zero Moment]

"HighMoon" as "Highblood"


HoNk HoNk MoThErFuCkEr

 

[sv_01]

"Spectroscope" as "hemospectre." I don't know what that would mean, so I'll just think of someone trying to find the Colour Out Of Space on the hemospectrum.

 

[1. Luftballon]

I now own a cardigan - I now own a Canadian

why can't I own a canadian

IDEAS PLEASE as INANE NONSENSE.

...

I didn't notice the difference the first time around.

... And then suddenly, all the vaguely Battle for Asber related misreadings. Hm! Note vaguely.

"How did you become a brony?" as "How did you become a legendary?".

"This one is here" as "This one is bees".

"Team Mawile" as "Team Mafia"! Mawile if you get lynched anytime soon you know why.

we apologize for the inconvenience!

 

[Worst Username Ever]

why can't I own a canadian

I instantly thought of that, actually

Anyway: "Layers of" - "Lawyers of"

 

[Ever]

interphase - intercourse

 

[Frostagin]

Children as Chicken

I want a Canadian D: And a bear named Kumajiro

 

[sv_01]

Extraordinary Moments of Fail as Extraordinary Moments of Evil

 

[Worst Username Ever]

Balloon Fight as Ballboy Feast, and Wrecking Crew as Uterus Crew.

Also, I HAVE SEVERAL VALVE COUPONS - I HAVE SEVERAL VALVE CONDOMS

 

[Flareth]

"Team Mawile" as "Team Mafia"! Mawile if you get lynched anytime soon you know why.

"Team Mafia" was misread as "Team Markku" just now.

and also recently (like five minutes ago recently) I misread a dA comment leading "Steven Merchant" (In quotes because the wrong variant of Stephen) as "Steven Magnet" (AKA The sea serpent in "Friendship Is Magic- Part 2").

This is giving me very strange ideas.....xDD

 

[nothing to see here]

I misread "iridescent" as "indecent" just a couple minutes ago... it was one of that short-story-generator thing's example words.

 

[Zapi]

Ariados as either Aradia or Aradios.
it keeps happening bro

also @WUE: I misread Wrecking Crew as Midnight Crew.