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He just said the funniest thing. I'll paraphrase.

'Mommmmmmy'

'Hmmm?'

'My stomach hurts :('

'What did you eat?'

'I don't know, but I think I'm in laborer'.
 
Huh. I think you're the first parent we've had on here.

I love it when little kids say ridiculous things, though. I was out in the hammock earlier and some kids on the other side of the fence were playing some pretend game involving rhyming magic spells, and one of them shouted "Turn this tree into... a... McGee" and one of the others went "... wut" in the best voice ever and I burst out giggling.
 
Letting little children play Super Smash Bros. Brawl = BEST. IDEA. EVER.

Well the younger one was being relatively solemn, but the older one was controlling Pikachu if I recall, and he went absolutely INSANE. Screaming about how awesome the character was. I just don't know if I'll be able to live with all of that screaming. Getting new next door neighbors isn't the most relaxing experience at times.

But I do think a baby saying he's going into labour is pretty awesome.
 
I remember spending Thanks giving at my cousin's house, and we had some younger cousins there too. Discovery channel was running a show called "Tanks Giving" about tanks.

Let's just say they got bored of it when they realized that the show actually had educational value.
 
my niece and cousins are adorable (: my six-year-old cousin (when she was five) was talking, coughed, cleared her throat and excused herself in a professional voice haha

my niece is already fed up with her dad as seen when my mom was talking to her on the phone, asking her what she wanted for christmas (she was four at the time) and her dad popped in and said "a nerf gun!" and she screamed "he won't leave me ALONE!" and it was very funny
 
Ixnay on the Hombre said:
my niece and cousins are adorable (: my six-year-old cousin (when she was five) was talking, coughed, cleared her throat and excused herself in a professional voice haha

my niece is already fed up with her dad as seen when my mom was talking to her on the phone, asking her what she wanted for christmas (she was four at the time) and her dad popped in and said "a nerf gun!" and she screamed "he won't leave me ALONE!" and it was very funny
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Ha! Wow, my son is the exact opposite. He's so attached to me. It's honestly WW III when I drop him off at my parents.
 
I once asked a little girl "Do you have a sister?" She said "Yes" I asked her "Does your sister have a sister?" she stared at me like I was crazy. ADORABLE! :love:
 
Lili said:
Let's put it this way. I FUCKING LOVE CHILDREN. Up until they're six.
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I am kind of the opposite. I like children when they are...

...


...twenty-five or so....


...well it depends on their personality...

Um. But I can recognize doggies as cute! =D
 
we just had our German relatives over, which was cool because I got to see my cousin! he's ten and he's *awesome*. I have no idea why, but he seems to adore me and he keeps giving me hugs. it's kinda sweet. :3

also, he's really into Star Wars so whenever he visits we have massive four-hour-long SW:Battlefront binges. that game is still surprisingly fun after however many years.
 
My eight-year-old cousin went camping with my older sis and thought she saw a bear (or was it two bears? That story kept changing). She described her reaction as this:

"And my heart got all hot...and it stopped beeping!"

She and her friend also had a weird obsession with said sister's aromatherapy bunny. It was quite strange.
 
my seven-year-old sister said something about 'hommans', and then we didn't get what she meant and she looked at us and said 'like us? like me and you!' she meant 'humans', apparently.
 
my sister, when she was much younger (like three) and more bearable than she is now, had the catchphrase "You've got a pickle in your pa pa pa!" and she could never explain what the hell that was supposed to mean. several years later I asked her and she was like "It's a thing you cook hangabers [hamburgers] in!"

also the time she told us she wanted to grow up to be a "marine psychologist".

she is also devil child. when she was very little she somehow realized that looking straight at my mother without any emotion on her face whatsoever and saying "Thank you... mother..." in an emotionless voice really creeped my mom out.
 
My four year old little sister was outside with me while I watched my eight year-old lil brother and seven year-old lil brother play basketball. She pointed at a random star in the sky and said in a very matter-of-fact voice, "Jesse, that's the north star. It's name is Polaris." And then giggled and gave me a hug :3 She's sooo adorable, but too smart for her own good xD I blame the educational tv shows that she watches~
 
OH OH

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I must have written this when I was about five or so. I found it recently, showed it to all my friends, and then taped it to my door, where it shall remain for all eternity.
 
My little cousin's adorable :3 He was like "But if you replace that cross axle with that cross axle you can take that connecter and put another cross axle on it so that you have space for the gear wheel, which will allow rotation and make you able to remove that entire section, which you can use for space for the motor, right?" And it was adorable!

I love kids.
 
My little brother Ro is the cutest thing. He's five, and every time he sees me he shouts "Conor! Conor! Guess what? HUG!!!!" and he just leaps into my arms.
 
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