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Also in the "I wanted Bush to win for a stupid reason" wagon; I was 12/13 and believed everything my parents said. :(
I didn't see the part, but everyone in my class was laughing at that pastor guy when he put really weird emphasis on Obama's daughters' names. Like he was trying to say them in some unidentifiable foreign accent or something. Hard to explain. D:
My entire family (particularly the ones that voted for him) are going to hear about how Obama = Antichrist from my grandma and most of the church she belongs to nonstop for months.
Oh that's nothing. My entire family (particularly the ones that voted for him) are going to hear about how Obama = Antichrist from my grandma and most of the church she belongs to nonstop for months.
And they just don't give uuuuuup ><
did anyone else have an lol moment when that guy said "the black won't have to get in back, the brown can stick around, the yellow can be mellow, and the red man can get ahead, man"? that was some funny stuff.
when Obama was mentioning something about "a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus, and non-believers", I totally squealed. Finally someone decided to realize our existence...
"A nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus, and non-believers". That made me happy too. :)
Barack Obama said:My fellow Americans, today is a sticky day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "music", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually defenestrate.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces compact and sweet challenges like never before. Our economy is infectious. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for communists. Our healthcare system is black. If your middle finger is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a dentist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a watch flashlight. But bribing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Texas.
Finally, I must thank my reactionary family, my loud campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank the Chinese for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of corrupting the American people. Without your poor efforts, none of this would have been possible.
My fellow Americans, today is a Old day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Poo", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually Jump.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces Tired and Smart challenges like never before. Our economy is Dumb. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for Quesadillas. Our healthcare system is Cool. If your Foot is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Movie star. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a Knife Ball. But Kicking together we can right this ship, and set a course for Hell.
Finally, I must thank my Awesome family, my Boreing campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Satan for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of Bouncing the American people. Without your Hyper efforts, none of this would have been possible.
My fellow Americans, today is a Awful day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Monster", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually Bounce.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces Music and Letter challenges like never before. Our economy is Tie. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for Tigers. Our healthcare system is Valor. If your Nose is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Rock star. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a Dragon Oven. But Pumping together we can right this ship, and set a course for Mexico.
Finally, I must thank my Terrible family, my Magnificent campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Hitler for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of Killing the American people. Without your Jelly efforts, none of this would have been possible.
My fellow Americans, today is a wonderous day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "vodka", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually consume.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces fat and natural challenges like never before. Our economy is stinky. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for drugs. Our healthcare system is curious. If your nostril is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a psychologist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a painting maverick. But dying together we can right this ship, and set a course for the Rappahannock River.
Finally, I must thank my irrational family, my sleepy campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank atheists for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of drinking the American people. Without your friendly efforts, none of this would have been possible.
Not Barack Obama said:My fellow Americans, today is a tasty day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "kittens", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually grin.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces hot and cold challenges like never before. Our economy is lukewarm. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for werewolves. Our healthcare system is bloody. If your left big toe is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Proctologist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a ice cube meat loaf. But flapping together we can right this ship, and set a course for your house.
Finally, I must thank my loud family, my electrifying campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Mexicans for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of panting the American people. Without your wet efforts, none of this would have been possible.